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| - After departing her beloved trio, Mutya longed for something more in her life. She felt she had conquered the world of music, and she had conquered the world of fashion and image (come on, she looks fabulous), but there was still something lacking. No doubt the world was left in peril when the announcement came that she had left; wars began breaking out all over, suicide rates began to soar, and the sun did not rise for a good month. The world had been broken. There was little to no hope left for anyone. But all the while, Mutya was planning her glorious and triumphant return.
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| - After departing her beloved trio, Mutya longed for something more in her life. She felt she had conquered the world of music, and she had conquered the world of fashion and image (come on, she looks fabulous), but there was still something lacking. No doubt the world was left in peril when the announcement came that she had left; wars began breaking out all over, suicide rates began to soar, and the sun did not rise for a good month. The world had been broken. There was little to no hope left for anyone. But all the while, Mutya was planning her glorious and triumphant return. During the time of her disappearance, Mutya was devising a long and complicated plan to over-throw Queen Elizabeth II, and impeach the british government. She already had many followers, including: Carlos Santana, Jay-Z, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifah, The Rock, Duffman, Carol Vorderman, Bob Geldof, Trevor Nelson, and Paris Hilton (she may have only entered the fold for the free Gucci shoes. This is to be confirmed). Using their many connections, they managed to hustle an interview with the prime minister on the 12th of December 2006. “She came into my office, sat down, and started barking orders at ME. "I'll need a glass of water, darling. I got a lot to say and I imagine you'll be too scared to cut in," she said. I was completely flabbergasted. Also, not three seconds later, she ordered a platter of sushi along with a string quartet to serenade her with some 'slow R&B jamz' as she spoke... she was making the wildest proposals I had ever heard.” ~ Tony Blair on his meeting with Mutya It has been said that Mr Blair left the meeting bewildered and slightly paranoid. 2 days later, he signed over all power and authority to mutya, and joined a mental hospital in Greenwich. He is now most famous for making comments about being hypnotised by her shiny silver tooth, and how he could have sworn the lady tatooed on her right leg winked at him and began removing her clothes. Mutya however left the meeting with her head held high, but in a slight huff. She muttered the words "why do I have to suffer for love?". The reasons why she said this are unkown, but one of her followers said it was something to do with sunshine.
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