It all started on one rainy Sunday morning. The sun was shining something awful, and the rain was coming down pretty hard. Charlie Nanosmoifenstein, a scientist who would later go on to invent nanosmoifestry, had decided he wanted North America to suffer the wrath of the deadly Teddy Bear. Exactly why is unknown, though it has been prophesized by Papa Pitufo, the inventor of smoifestry, that Charlie Nanosmoifenstein did it because he ripped his pants when trying to jump a fence on the Mexican border. Papa Pitufo tried to warn the North American population, but was shrugged off, mainly due to the fact that he had created what is quite possibly the stupidest explanation for anything in the entire world, smoifestry.
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| - It all started on one rainy Sunday morning. The sun was shining something awful, and the rain was coming down pretty hard. Charlie Nanosmoifenstein, a scientist who would later go on to invent nanosmoifestry, had decided he wanted North America to suffer the wrath of the deadly Teddy Bear. Exactly why is unknown, though it has been prophesized by Papa Pitufo, the inventor of smoifestry, that Charlie Nanosmoifenstein did it because he ripped his pants when trying to jump a fence on the Mexican border. Papa Pitufo tried to warn the North American population, but was shrugged off, mainly due to the fact that he had created what is quite possibly the stupidest explanation for anything in the entire world, smoifestry.
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| - It all started on one rainy Sunday morning. The sun was shining something awful, and the rain was coming down pretty hard. Charlie Nanosmoifenstein, a scientist who would later go on to invent nanosmoifestry, had decided he wanted North America to suffer the wrath of the deadly Teddy Bear. Exactly why is unknown, though it has been prophesized by Papa Pitufo, the inventor of smoifestry, that Charlie Nanosmoifenstein did it because he ripped his pants when trying to jump a fence on the Mexican border. Papa Pitufo tried to warn the North American population, but was shrugged off, mainly due to the fact that he had created what is quite possibly the stupidest explanation for anything in the entire world, smoifestry.
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