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| - (The Warriors are going through a giant metallic corridor fighting there way through giant machines. Omi is taking on two with his Elemental Shen Gong Wu, but gets clobbered by a third. Kimiko is fighting a bigger robot with her fire powers, but is no match for it. And soon Clay and Raimundo are brought down too.) Raimundo: Ok, we lost! (Then the corridor diminished and turned into the Xiaolin Temple grounds.) Kimiko: Maybe we should just stick to our level of training instead of going to extremes. Omi: Besides, whose idea was it to raise it that high? (Kimiko and Clay pointed at Raimundo.) Raimundo: Yeah, but so what? Were never gonna face robots that powerful, except for Spicer but he only has puny Jack-Bots. Clay: Yeah, Rai's got a point. I don't remember the snake ever building robots that can match up to those ones. Omi: Correct, Clay. But we still need to be in top tip shape. Kimiko: Tip top shape. Omi: Most surprising. (But little do they know they were closely monitored by Jack Spicer with a tracking device while he's in his lair.) Jack: What? Very well then Xiaolin losers! I'll give you strong robots! (Then Jack's basement door opened to reveal Wuya.) Wuya: I got your message saying you wanted me for pure evil purposes. Jack: Yes my former disembodied head. For I Jack Spicer have created the ultimate, the destructive, the tormenting robot ever to exist. Wuya: Jack, this is a song I’ve heard from you countless occasions and they all end up being ultimately, destructively, torment fully destroyed. Jack: Not this robot, he's got evil written all over him. (He led Wuya into one of his storerooms.) Wuya: Wait, I seen you in this room before, you kept on sneaking away into this room doing who knows what. Jack: You got it. I was sneaking away to perfect this baby. Wuya: Okay, can I see what your "robot" looks like then? (Jack pulled away a curtain to reveal a silver coated, human shaped robot.) Jack: This Wuya is my Destruco-bot! Why I call him that? He is resistant to all Shen Gong Wu, elemental powers from the warriors AND because I’ve inserted data on the warrior’s moves he now fights like a Xiaolin Warrior. Wuya: Hm, interesting, but this hunk-a-junk won't be able to survive the Kuzusu Atom. It'd be vapourised before you can say, that was a dumb robot. Jack: Ehhhhh, wrong. This baby is also resistant to the Kuzusu Atom. If you want i can show you a demonstration. Wuya: Very well. But this is sheer foly. (Jack pushed some buttons on his remote control watch, and normal Jack-Bots came from no-where.) Jack: Destructo-Bot, Blaster-Nova! (Then the robot pulled out a small cannon from it's arm and blasted it at the Jack-Bots and it blasted them into tiny atoms.) Jack: Ahahahahaha! Impressive eh? Wuya: I already seen this from your other bots, to totally get me on your side, get me Shen Gong Wu from the Xiaolin Temple. Jack: As you wish. Destructo-Bot, Let's pay a visit to the Xiaolin Temple! (The warriors arive from another training-simulation.) Omi: Well that one was more better than last. Clay: Yeah, more better than Rai's. Raimundo: Sheesh it was only a try-out. Kimiko: Uh-huh. (Then the bell rang three times that meant danger. The warriors quickly ran to the grounds.) Kimiko: What's the danger Master Fung? Master Fung: Jack Spicer approaches. With Wuya. Clay: Those two palling up together again? I always thought they're more hated than a bad joke at Christmas Eve. (Jack, Wuya and the Destructo-Bot appeared from the hills, and arrived at the Xiaolin Temple.) Raimundo: Spicer, what do you, Wuya and your tin can want now? Jack: Apart from showing off in front of Wuya, i came for some Wu. Omi: You and which gang? Raimundo: You and what army! Omi: Exactly! Jack: My army’s standing before you. Kimiko: Wuya? (Jack and Wuya slap their heads.) Jack: The robot! The robot! Clay: The feller doesn't seem that powerful. (Then the Bot tripped him up and kicked him in mid-air, which forced him backwards onto one of the walls.) Omi: You'll regret that! (He jumped to face the robot then the bot punched but Omi dodged it and kicked him in the chest and flipped back. Little to Raimundo and Kimiko's astonishment, Omi was on the ground massaging his foot.) Kimiko: Time to play tough! Star Hanabi! (The fire shot hit him directly sending huge shockwaves across the grounds. But when the smoke cleared, he was still standing. Untouched and unscratched.) Jack: This little baby is resistant to all Shen Gong Wu! Warriors: Even the Kuzusu Atom? Jack: Even the Kuzusu Atom. (Then the Bot jumped right in front of Kimiko grabbed her by the face and threw her right against the wall. Causing her to collapse.) Omi: This fiend is too powerful! We'll have to pull out our secret weapon! All: Wudai Orion Formation. (Raimundo and Kimiko were fighting the Bot at the same time which it was handling easily. Then the Bot grabbed both Raimundo and Kimiko's hands with one hand and double kicked them both right against the wall. Then Clay ran forwards and kicked the bot which knocked it back slightly, but he was in pain due to its hard solid armor.) Omi: There must be a weak spot! (Then Omi kicked him at the back and noticed that his armor slid off due to the kick.) Kimiko: That's why he was resistant to all our attacks he had a big armor on! Clay: That bot is trickier a magician at a magic show! Raimundo: Well now that we know its weakness, Kimiko can you do the honors? Kimiko: Will do Rai! Wudai Mars Fire Storm! (She span round and round causing a huge fire tornado. Which the destruco-bot got sucked into and exploded into tiny pieces. Jack and Wuya were thunder-struck.) Jack: How can this be possible? Well you may have defeated my super-ultra robot but I still have your wu. (Showing them a sack full of wu. And activating his Heli-bot and flying away.) Raimundo: Jack bagged six of our wu, the Monkey Staff, Fist of Tebigong, Jet Bootsu, Crouching Cougar, Black Beetle and Monsoon Sandals. Kimiko: Could have been worse. (Dojo started writhing and shaking.) Dojo: We got a new wu, quick to the scroll! (They reached the grounds with Dojo with the scroll.) Dojo: The Mechanic Kaiser, whoever wields it can make any machine the user wants. My personal favorite is a duplicating machine. Couldn't get enough of the duplicating machine! (The warriors and Dojo arrived in what looked like an abandoned factory.) Raimundo: Yeah great place for a machine Shen Gong Wu, lets make this quick. (They went inside everything was in ruin.) Kimiko: Looks like someone was having a really wild party. Omi: Or worse. (They reached a giant room which looked like the main room, and on top of a very large machine was the Mechanic Kaiser. But immediately Jack burst through the roof with the Fist of Tebigong.) Jack: Ahahaha, try and take this wu. Clay: And why would you want more wu when you snitched ours? Jack: Hello? Cowboy? I need all wu to rule the Earth remember? Raimundo: Well can't you give the stealing a break already? Jack: Sorry. It's in my nature. Kimiko: Well looks like we'll have to take the wu the old fashioned way. Star Hanabi! (The blasts hit Jack's Heli-Bot, causing him to crash on the floor.) Jack: You know what Kimiko, I agree we should fight the old fashioned way. Jack-Bots Attack! Raimundo: Maybe a bit too old fashioned. Jack: But this isn't Jet Bootsu. (He started climbing the machine.) Kimiko: Not so fast Spicer, Star Hanabi Fire! Jack: Black Beetle! (The blasts hit him doing absolutely nothing.) Jack: Ahahahaha! What's wrong Kimiko? Your old flame die? Ahahaha! (He continued walking up the statue until Kimiko jumped up and grabbed it along with Jack.) Kimiko: Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! Jack: Right on, I was beginning to think when I was getting in a showdown with you. Kimiko: Grrrr. My Serpent's Tail for your Monsoon Sandals. Jack: The game is Race in the Mechanical Maze, first to the Mechanic Kaiser wins! Both: Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! (The place turned into a giant metal maze with a platform on top for the spectators. And Jack and Kimiko were in two separate parts of the maze. Both: Gong Ye Tenpi! (Kimiko rushed into the maze and cutting between corners found that she had to cross a guillotine.) Kimiko: Judolette Flip! (She hopped right past the guillotine, but it narrowly missed and cut her ribbon off.) Kimiko: (Pulling off her mask, to let her hair down.) Oh man, that was my favourite one as well, oh well. (She ran on ahead, meanwhile Jack was making mincemeat out of the maze, since he had the Monsoon Sandals, he used them to make spring-loaded feet to cross the obstacles easily.) Jack: yawn Too easy. (Meanwhile Kimiko was hopping in between swords swinging to and fro, and she ran between a corner and saw something glow. It was the Mechanic Kaiser! But further along the other side was Jack.) Kimiko: You'll never get the Shen Gong Wu! Jack: Try me! (Then he jumped up against the wall and pressed his spring-loaded feet against it.) Kimiko: Serpent's Tail! (As she darted off towards the Shen Gong Wu, Jack let go and fired faster than she was going. It almost seemed like a tie, but then Kimiko still had the Serpent's Tail and it slid through her hand and span out of control and landed on her butt. While Jack grabbed the Mechanic Kaiser, turning the field back into it's original form.) Jack: Woohoohooo! I made EIGHT Shen Gong Wu in one day! Ahahahaha. Adios Xiaolin Losers. (He flew in through the hole he punched at the start.) Kimiko: (While her hair's still out due to the guillotine.) I'm sorry guys; to be honest I’m still kinda hurt from Jack's invasion. Raimundo: We all are, don't worry bout it, what can Jack possibly use it for? Dojo: Don't worry? DON'T WORRY? You just lost me my duplicating machine you... (The others look at him disgustingly.) Dojo: Which is a good thing. He.. he. Clay: Besides, Rai has a point, What CAN Jack use it for? (Back at Jack's lair.) Wuya: Most impressive, you got eight Shen Gong Wu, you won a Xiaolin Showdown, I expected worse from a chimpanzee. Jack: Make fun all you want, but I have a killer idea what to do with this Shen Gong Wu. Wuya: Create a machine that stops you snoring? Jack: HA Ha Ha, No I plan on building a machine to build a whole army of my robots, and not just any robots my former-disembodied head, My Destructo-Bots! Wuya: No! That is the most brilliant idea since... ever! Jack: Just think Wuya, Two hundred bots a second, twelve-thousand bots a minute, seven hundred and twenty thousand bots an hour, and my favorite part, seventeen million, two hundred and eighty thousand bots a day! Wuya: Then we leave tomorrow at nightfall! Jack: Now let's get started! Mechanic Kaiser! Master Fung: It is Ok Kimiko; a mighty warrior did not win every fight when he was a novice. Kimiko: I get that part. But losing to Jack is like losing to a clown in a daydream. (As Raimundo, Omi and Clay laugh at Kimiko's joke, the doors burst open to reveal Chase Young, beaten and weak.) Omi: Chase Young, what happened to you? Chase: Jack... thousands of robots...called...destructo-bots. (He then collapsed in front of Omi and Kimiko.) Clay: The destructo-bots? But Jack just built the one, which took longer than a 5-stone steak to cook, to build. Raimundo: The Mechanic Kaiser! Jack must have built a machine that could make hundreds of them. (They took Chase to the centre table to help him rest, soon he regained consciousness.) Chase: Ugh... Warriors, I came here to warn you, Jack has mustered the most powerful destructive army he has ever built. He attacked me while I was gathering ingredients for the Lou Mang Long Soup. Just before I fled he said: "First Chase, now the Monks." Kimiko: So he's now preparing an invasion? Chase: Looks like it. Omi: How could we combat them? Master Fung: Jack must have prepared this army to steal our Shen Gong Wu, we must find a safe place to hide and stop him getting the Shen Gong Wu. (At that moment the place started to rumble, they went outside and seen Jack on top the mountains.) Raimundo: You heard Master Fung, quickly gather the Wu. And get to the Heylin Seed's vault! Hurry! I gotta see this army for myself. Falcon's Eye! (He took a look through the Shen Gong Wu, and seen an army of destructo-bots across the mountains across. He cowered in fear as he saw how much.) Raimundo: This can't be! (Over across the mountains.) Wuya: Our army of destructo-bots is finally complete. No one can defeat us now! Jack: And now for the final phase to our plan of world domination! Destructo-Bots march to the temple, show no mercy, leave none alive! Once we defeat the monks, nothing can stand in our way of World Domination!
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