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Clive was created when a German poledancer and a typical British citizen, named Jenkins, made love on a pool table. This never-ending orgasm ended when the baby went down the centre pocket. For six years, he remained there, retaining his energy, until one day, the local tramp / hobo (whichever side of the Atlantic you live on)searched for food down there. Mistaking him for a hard boiled egg, Clive was freed from his "sleep" and was released to the world. His mindset went all zany, even Hitler-like. His evil nature was, unfortunately, outperformed by his kind, yet witty attitude. BOO!

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  • Clive Anderson
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  • Clive was created when a German poledancer and a typical British citizen, named Jenkins, made love on a pool table. This never-ending orgasm ended when the baby went down the centre pocket. For six years, he remained there, retaining his energy, until one day, the local tramp / hobo (whichever side of the Atlantic you live on)searched for food down there. Mistaking him for a hard boiled egg, Clive was freed from his "sleep" and was released to the world. His mindset went all zany, even Hitler-like. His evil nature was, unfortunately, outperformed by his kind, yet witty attitude. BOO!
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  • Clive was created when a German poledancer and a typical British citizen, named Jenkins, made love on a pool table. This never-ending orgasm ended when the baby went down the centre pocket. For six years, he remained there, retaining his energy, until one day, the local tramp / hobo (whichever side of the Atlantic you live on)searched for food down there. Mistaking him for a hard boiled egg, Clive was freed from his "sleep" and was released to the world. His mindset went all zany, even Hitler-like. His evil nature was, unfortunately, outperformed by his kind, yet witty attitude. BOO!
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