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Jek Porkins. For the purposes of comedy, assume that the article I am too lazy to write for this guy would include numerous hilarious references to his obesity and propensity to consume vast quantities of fatty junk foods. Perhaps said article would also link to a Photoshopped image of Porkins at the Battle of Yavin, with a bucket of chicken wings in place of his flight controls. It's funny because his greed would directly result in his horrific death. He was also Darth Fat Guy's brother.

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rdfs:comment	Jek Porkins. For the purposes of comedy, assume that the article I am too lazy to write for this guy would include numerous hilarious references to his obesity and propensity to consume vast quantities of fatty junk foods. Perhaps said article would also link to a Photoshopped image of Porkins at the Battle of Yavin, with a bucket of chicken wings in place of his flight controls. It's funny because his greed would directly result in his horrific death. He was also Darth Fat Guy's brother.
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dcterms:subject	Males Humans Fat pieces of shit Fat people Members of the Rebel Alliance Flying aces Individuals who nobody missed
Cyber	Pacemaker
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Eyes	Brown
Affiliation	Rebel Alliance Arby's KFC McDonalds Wendy's Sizzler Big Kahuna Burger Any other Fast Food Chain
Hair	Brown
Name	Jek Porkins
Height	Same as width
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Death	0(xsd:integer)
Masters	Colonel
Birth	Twice as heavy as an ordinary baby, son of Colonel Sandurz
abstract	Jek Porkins. For the purposes of comedy, assume that the article I am too lazy to write for this guy would include numerous hilarious references to his obesity and propensity to consume vast quantities of fatty junk foods. Perhaps said article would also link to a Photoshopped image of Porkins at the Battle of Yavin, with a bucket of chicken wings in place of his flight controls. It's funny because his greed would directly result in his horrific death. He was also Darth Fat Guy's brother.

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