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What is the average FTA satellite television customer? A lazy Canadian or American who refuses to pay $70/month for high quality television. What is the typical FTA satellite television customer's favorite television networks? Lifetime, HBO, and The CW so they don't have to pay $70/month to have them. What makes the pay-per-view experience better for FTA satellite television customers? They get to keep the money so that legitimate customers don't get new channels or movies for years.

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rdfs:comment	What is the average FTA satellite television customer? A lazy Canadian or American who refuses to pay $70/month for high quality television. What is the typical FTA satellite television customer's favorite television networks? Lifetime, HBO, and The CW so they don't have to pay $70/month to have them. What makes the pay-per-view experience better for FTA satellite television customers? They get to keep the money so that legitimate customers don't get new channels or movies for years.
dcterms:subject	Television in Canada Television in the United States
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abstract	What is the average FTA satellite television customer? A lazy Canadian or American who refuses to pay $70/month for high quality television. What is the typical FTA satellite television customer's favorite television networks? Lifetime, HBO, and The CW so they don't have to pay $70/month to have them. What makes the pay-per-view experience better for FTA satellite television customers? They get to keep the money so that legitimate customers don't get new channels or movies for years. How long do a FTA customers keep pirating his satellite television signal? As long as their nerdy grandson still lives with him while his sisters or cousins get to go off to college to become nurses and teachers. If you switch the letters in FTA around, what do you get? The physique of a typical FTA satellite television customer (FAT). What makes American television better for an FTA customer than Canadian television? Sex, drugs, violence, rock and roll attract 9 out of 10 new FTA satellite television customers everyday to their (nearly) uncensored smut. What makes FTA satellite television better than college? You get college movies on your dish that you don't have to pay for. Paying for college can be a real bitch sometimes.

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