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Put simply, the iSteve Jobs is good for absolutely nothing. It was only sold because Steve Jobs threatened to kill Everybody if they did not try to sell it. None of the buttons do anything, nor are there any built in functions. The only thing it ever does is display Jobs' face and name. Occasionally the picture might blink, but that's about it. Some claim the picture watches them when they aren't looking, but these people stopped claiming this when Jobs had his private assassins kill them.

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  • Put simply, the iSteve Jobs is good for absolutely nothing. It was only sold because Steve Jobs threatened to kill Everybody if they did not try to sell it. None of the buttons do anything, nor are there any built in functions. The only thing it ever does is display Jobs' face and name. Occasionally the picture might blink, but that's about it. Some claim the picture watches them when they aren't looking, but these people stopped claiming this when Jobs had his private assassins kill them.
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  • Put simply, the iSteve Jobs is good for absolutely nothing. It was only sold because Steve Jobs threatened to kill Everybody if they did not try to sell it. None of the buttons do anything, nor are there any built in functions. The only thing it ever does is display Jobs' face and name. Occasionally the picture might blink, but that's about it. Some claim the picture watches them when they aren't looking, but these people stopped claiming this when Jobs had his private assassins kill them. The iSteve Jobs has received only positive reception. Except for the negative reception, which was most of it. The iSteve Jobs was criticized for the fact that it is totally useless in every way and it smells kind of funny. It is also criticized for the fact that it is somehow a choking hazard even though it's way to big to fit in a baby's mouth.
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