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Nova: OH!! THAT MUMMY WOULDNT JOIN ME BUT HED MAKE HIS OWN CREW!!! FULL SPEED TO THAT SHIP!!!! Rose: baka! *Punches Nova on the head* We are heading to the island over in that direction. Leo: Its ok Nova . . . Maybe the ship is heading there aswell!! Ivan: Hey, umm guys where do you think that ship goi....oh my god they have a blue dragon as a jolly roger now thats cool....anyway where are they going? Nomako: Probably to borgolia island like us theres a big chance will bump into them when we get there Ivan: Yeah, your right there I....."falls asleep without noticing" Everyone except susan and kronen: YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP NOW YOU BAKA!!!! Dante: Nothing like a good drink after a long time of not seeing a bar. Ivan: Why cant we just have some water? Dante: C'mon ivan, dont be such a wuss have a drink. Maji: Wasnt that a bit too harsh? Ivan: Eh, what the hell hes used to it/ Dante: NO IM NOT!!! Ivan: Nova Blade? Strange if he defeated Kizaru and Akainu and had such a high bounty how come I never heard of him? Probably should've read more newspapers yet this guys pretty cool. Hmmm I wonder what should we drink at the party (On the island near the ship) Nova: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THE PAPER IS ATTACKING ME!!! Rose: BAKA!!! Rose: Ohhh its about your adventures and crew!! Nova: And My Awesomeness!!! Rose: You know . . reading about your strength and adventures here kinda . . . lures me here. Nova: *Blushing* Hehehe, HEY!! that pirate ship is having a party!! I WANNA JOIN!!! Rose: Hmmm il contact the rest of the crew . . . Rose: To everyone!! Meet on the pirate ship on the south side of the island, theres a party and Nova wants to attend it. Drake: Ok. We are having a slight problem following Leo but we will be there!! Leo: BAKA!!! IM NOT LOST!!! Primo: OOOOH LEO!! YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SO MYSTERIOUS BUT COOL!!!! Bane: Nobody said you were lost. Ice: Yo. We will be there ina mo, that baka, I will wake up Mike and Scarlett. Salamander: Sure thing boss. We will be there in a jippy, I will wake up Tarakudo and Silver. The last to reply were Ruby and Justice, They were seen on a hilltop looking at the moon. Ruby: Ummm. . . . We will be there soon. . . We aren't that far . . . Justice: Sheesh always so shy when you know Leo is about . . . that Baka will be there you know . . Ruby: We will be there right away!! Leo: Wow . . that was a quick change . . . Ruby: *Blushing* uh . . uh . . . you heard nothing! . . . Let's go nee-chan. Justice: We will be there in a few brief seconds we aren't far away!! Rose: OI!! Wait for me!! Nova from a distance: Oh yeah!! Nova: Hard.. . to see . . Breasts . . in way!! Rose: Shut up and get going!! *Blushing* Nova: YOSH LETS PARTY!!! Ivan: your nova blade aint ya? i read about you in the news right after it hit me in the face offcourse. Nova: OH MY GOD!!! THE PAPER ATTACKED YOU TO!?!? Rose: Baka. Ivan: What? Nevermind I read about a few things about you in marineford saving someone I dont know I dont read alot of newspapers maybe thats why I never heard about you? Just may....anyway you need anything? Nova: YOOOOSH!!! LETS PARTAYY!!!!! Rose: You don't mind if our crew join in on your party do you? Captain's order's so we are stuck here until he decides to leave . . . Diablo: Why not? our captain doesnt mind having some guests since havent had any since well since along time ago so welcome to the party please feel free to eat and drink or whatever you want just be quiet please im trying to meditate Rose: Yeah . . you won't be doing much of that. . . not while Nova is around . . Nova: PARTAY!! PARTAY!! PARTAY!! PARTAY!! Ruby: Ummm, Rose? Wheres Leo?? Rose: Oh him?? Hes gunna be late. . . They are lost soo . . . Justice: Its ok Ruby . . im sure you can get along with everyone else here!! Ivan: Is he always like this? Rose: Yeah . . but he is a powerful idiot . . . Ivan: Looks like orora has alot of cooking to do iI just hope she wont blame me after this Orora: He better not finish all the food otherwise someones gonna get it real hard Ivan: Blame dante hes also stuffing hes face. So rose right? ummm do you have anyother crewmembers? Rose: Yes we do they should be here in a few minutes. Ivan: Well than aslong as you guys are here ill introduce you to the everyone around here Nova: WHATS THAT IN THE SKY!!!!! ITS A BIRD!! ITS A SEA KING!!! NO?! ITS MORE SKYLINES!!! Rose: Oh . . which ones got there?? Ice: So Guys . . . Whats the doochebag got us into?? Salamander: Hmmm free food ay?? I will test the cooking here!!! Silver: I smell some very delicious food and beverages . . . Tarakudo: . . . . . Scarlett: OOOOOOOOOOH MIKE!!! THEY HAVE HUGE PIECES OF FOOD!!! LIKE YOUR SIZE PIECES!!!! Mike: aha that's nice Scarlett but you should get something to eat yourself . . Nova: GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!! LETS PARTAY!!! THESE COOL CIVILIAN'S ARE HOLDING A PARTY ON THIS PIRATE THEMED RESTERAUNT!!!!! Ivan: This isnt a pirate themed resteraunt though thats not a bad idea and were not civilians well not here anyway were pirates and this is a pirate ship Nova: Hmmm what? this is a pirate ship well . . . . Why are you using it as a resteraunt then?? Ivan: This is a pirate ship not a resteraunt true we have a good cook and all but this is a pi.... Nova: These are some really good nachos! do you have some sake? Ivan: This is a pirate ship were pirates and your our guest Nova: Where is the pirate ship?? Rose: BAAAKA!!! Nova: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!! I ALMOST NEARLY DIED!!! Bane and Drake: BAKA!!! Primo and Leo: NO NEED TO FEAR!! THE BADASS HAS ARRIVED!! ME!! Ivan: The rest of your crew? Rose: Yup Ivan: Well hi there welcome to our pirate ship first of all this isnt a resteraunt so your welcomed to join the party and do whatever the hell you want and blah blah blah why do i even do these welcomes? anyway you can stay here as much as you want so yeah thats pretty much everything Ivan: So your a pretty famous pirate yet i dont know how come i never heard of you? Dante: Probably because your a lazyass and you dont read any newspapers at all Dante: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FO....?!!!! Ivan: Call me a lazyass one more time and ill make sure you wont have any teeth Ivan: Ummm.....so....ah i got nothing i just wanna know how is it i never heard of you and whats the name of your crew? Nova: The skyline pirates Ivan: Thats a cool name my crews name is the alpharess pirates and apparantly i alpharess is my family name so yeah i didnt do much thinking with the name but it was either this or mummy pirates so i just went ahead with alpharess how did you come up with the name of your crew anyway? Nova: Well, You see . . . . because it is the awesomest name for our crew!! Rose: Awesomest isnt a word babe. . . . Ivan: Okay didnt expect that but eh what the hell its a party so lets eat Nova: DRINK SOME SAKE!!!! Ivan: I dont realy drink sake Nova: Cuuuummmmmmooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it aint gonna killllll ya!! Ivan: Im already half dead Nova: Tsugoiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! Ivan: But i guess one drink aint gonna kill whats left of my life Luke: Who the hell are you? Meian: CP4 agent tograso but you can call me meian im here to arest you for many crimes against the goverment Luke: Just try Meian: So you can still drain my life even when i use shigan and peirce threw you looks like im gonna need to work harder than what i thought Luke: Bring it on ya CP agent Meian: Not quite the insult Meian: I WONT DO THE SAME MISTAKES I DID BEFORE I WILL NOT UNDERUSTIMATE YOU! Meian: RANKYAKU RAZOR CLAW!
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