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The sexcret bakers use to determine the precise diameter of the pastry shell & fruit dessert they are constructing is called pi, because saying "3.141592653589793..." takes too long. Bakers are very interested in precision, as baking is about science and chemical reactions and not at all like that faggot 'feel yourself', are you in the zone? cooking, goddamnit. A guarded secret, as by being off by a single digit will summon a minion of Hell instead of ensuring proper dessert diameter when recited, Pi was discovered during the Rolden Age and passed down orally generation to generation. Thus, countless apprentice bakers have been quietly reciting "3.141592653589793..." behind locked bathroom doors for millennia, leading to the public's misunderstanding about Freemasons.

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  • The sexcret bakers use to determine the precise diameter of the pastry shell & fruit dessert they are constructing is called pi, because saying "3.141592653589793..." takes too long. Bakers are very interested in precision, as baking is about science and chemical reactions and not at all like that faggot 'feel yourself', are you in the zone? cooking, goddamnit. A guarded secret, as by being off by a single digit will summon a minion of Hell instead of ensuring proper dessert diameter when recited, Pi was discovered during the Rolden Age and passed down orally generation to generation. Thus, countless apprentice bakers have been quietly reciting "3.141592653589793..." behind locked bathroom doors for millennia, leading to the public's misunderstanding about Freemasons.
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  • The sexcret bakers use to determine the precise diameter of the pastry shell & fruit dessert they are constructing is called pi, because saying "3.141592653589793..." takes too long. Bakers are very interested in precision, as baking is about science and chemical reactions and not at all like that faggot 'feel yourself', are you in the zone? cooking, goddamnit. A guarded secret, as by being off by a single digit will summon a minion of Hell instead of ensuring proper dessert diameter when recited, Pi was discovered during the Rolden Age and passed down orally generation to generation. Thus, countless apprentice bakers have been quietly reciting "3.141592653589793..." behind locked bathroom doors for millennia, leading to the public's misunderstanding about Freemasons. Although bakers are threatened by internal guild mafia not to give up the methodology of the secret, world-renowned pastry chef Yves Vachon revealed in 2001 that multiplying 2 X pi X radius would give the circumference of the dessert. As most of the civilized world did not understand basic math, having tuned out at the time multiplication tables were instituted, nobody knew what he was talking about. Jay Leno, interviewing him, was only able to come up with "So...when do we get to the pie?" after several seconds of embarrassed silence.
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