Gordianus Ramases Scotti-Aeygptus , also known as Gordian or Gordian III , became Roman Emperor in 238 A.D. in a case of 'Last Emperor' standing following the death of Maximinus Thrax. Contemporary reports of the time say Gordian was only 'a boy' when he got the job of emperor but now it has been shown by recent archeology on the site of his Roman restaurant Veni Vidi Vomitori that Gordian was actually a blond haired Scotsman with a filthy temper and filthier tongue. His direct descendant is believed to be Gordon Ramsay.
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