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| - The talent agent rolls his eyes and reaches for the Security Buzzer, but Jimbo's thick, matted hand blocks his path. "Oh boy, Harold, have I got an act for you today!" the Wikipedia founder declares in a slur, "don't throw me out just yet, I swear you'll like it. It's a group act, you see?" Jimbo's face lights up gleefully as his hands start uncontrollably clapping. He regains his composure and runs out of the room, apparently gathering up the rest of his troupe, and with two finger snaps the bit begins.
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| - The talent agent rolls his eyes and reaches for the Security Buzzer, but Jimbo's thick, matted hand blocks his path. "Oh boy, Harold, have I got an act for you today!" the Wikipedia founder declares in a slur, "don't throw me out just yet, I swear you'll like it. It's a group act, you see?" The talent agent, who we now know as Harold Leecher, an investment banker fifty-five years young that Jimbo once experimented with in summer camp, remains unimpressed. He speaks: "I was looking forward to a long night with just me, my Sudoku, and two bottles of K-Y Jelly, Jimbo... but since you're here, I can't possibly turn you down, can I? Fine, show me your act. It better be good." Jimbo's face lights up gleefully as his hands start uncontrollably clapping. He regains his composure and runs out of the room, apparently gathering up the rest of his troupe, and with two finger snaps the bit begins.
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