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| - (The opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, as a lot of you know last week, I did a Top 11 list of the WORST "Avatar" episodes, with the understanding there's really no such thing as a BAD "Avatar" episode, just some that aren't as good as others. Well, this week, I'm going from the WORST of the best to the BEST of the best. NC: Dante Basco? Dante: You have dishonored the franchise and so have dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor. Tamara: Critic, what is it?
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| - (The opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, as a lot of you know last week, I did a Top 11 list of the WORST "Avatar" episodes, with the understanding there's really no such thing as a BAD "Avatar" episode, just some that aren't as good as others. Well, this week, I'm going from the WORST of the best to the BEST of the best. NC (vo): Avatar is one of the most amazing shows ever put on the air. Its stories intriguing, its characters lovable, its messages thought-provoking, its philosophy enlightening, and its animation incredible. So as you'd imagine, finding the absolute best of this series is no easy task. There are so many great episodes with so many great moments. But we're here to discriminate for the best, and that's exactly what we're going to do. NC: So let's not waste any time and take a look at the top 11 best episodes! Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the top 11- (Suddenly a fireball hits him, blowing him out of his seat and his face goes into the wall) What the fuck?! (He then pulls his face out and turns around to see who threw the fireball at him) NC: Dante Basco? Dante: You have dishonored the franchise and so have dishonored me. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor. NC: Okay, I have no idea what you said just now. Dante: Don't worry, you'll feel it. Tamara: Critic, what is it? NC: It's Dante fucking Basco! I think he drank the cactus juice or something! (knocking on the door) Dante (vo): Honor! NC: (sigh) He thinks he's one of the characters from Avatar. Go dress in the appropriate attire. Maybe we can distract him. Tamara & Malcolm: Right! NC: Look, it's okay. I'm doing a Top 11 BEST Avatar episodes. Dante: You don't deserve the chance! NC: Okay, look, maybe we'll come to a compromise: I can give you a really glowing review and take the lead. Dante: Honor! Malcolm: (dressed as Sokka) Halt! It's time to fight fire with fire, and Sokka knows how to do it! Tamara: (dressed as Peter Pan from Hook) Arrgh! And us Lost Boys have to stick together! NC: Tamara, that's not Avatar, that's Hook. And why are you talking like a pirate? Why do pirates talk like pirates? Now you need to try harder. I want you to go home, do some research, gimme an update on your progress. Okay? Tamara: (before leaving) Okay. Malcolm: Alright, buddy! It's time to show you who's boss! (Dante throws a fireball at Malcolm, which Malcolm ducks from) Malcolm: Well, we'll show you who's boss. (to NC) Right? Malcolm: (grabbing at the door knob) Critic! Critic! NC: (sitting down) Sorry, Malcolm. The needs of me outweigh the needs of you. Malcolm: He's gonna kill me! NC: Well, that's show business for you. Just try to keep him entertained while I start the countdown. Malcolm: Bangarang? NC: Well, while they're lolly-gagging out there, why don't we go ahead and start the Top 11 Best Avatar Episodes.
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