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Professor Impossible is a man, just like all of us here on this website. He has problems with his wife, Sally Impossible. Sally doesn't understand the joy that a Bunsen Burner and a Nucular Accelerated Reaction can give to a Nerd, and so she tries to escape at every turn. She needs a real man, like me, I could lock her up in my "Little Gitmo" studio, where she could learn to practice the fine arts of barefoot pregnancy and keeping her emotions, dreams and vagina in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong, mostly the kitchen. Professor Impossible is a nerd and therefore deserves me stealing his woman and leaving a "booger underneath his throne".

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  • Professor Impossible
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  • Professor Impossible is a man, just like all of us here on this website. He has problems with his wife, Sally Impossible. Sally doesn't understand the joy that a Bunsen Burner and a Nucular Accelerated Reaction can give to a Nerd, and so she tries to escape at every turn. She needs a real man, like me, I could lock her up in my "Little Gitmo" studio, where she could learn to practice the fine arts of barefoot pregnancy and keeping her emotions, dreams and vagina in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong, mostly the kitchen. Professor Impossible is a nerd and therefore deserves me stealing his woman and leaving a "booger underneath his throne".
  • Professor Richard Impossible is a recurring character and supervillain on the Adult Swim series The Venture Bros.
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  • Cody
  • Rocket Impossible
  • Sally Impossible
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  • *Peter McCulloch *Stephen Colbert *Christopher McCulloch *Bill Hader
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  • "The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay"
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  • Professor Incorrigible
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  • Supervillain, president of Impossible Industries
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  • Professor Impossible is a man, just like all of us here on this website. He has problems with his wife, Sally Impossible. Sally doesn't understand the joy that a Bunsen Burner and a Nucular Accelerated Reaction can give to a Nerd, and so she tries to escape at every turn. She needs a real man, like me, I could lock her up in my "Little Gitmo" studio, where she could learn to practice the fine arts of barefoot pregnancy and keeping her emotions, dreams and vagina in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong, mostly the kitchen. Professor Impossible is a nerd and therefore deserves me stealing his woman and leaving a "booger underneath his throne".
  • Professor Richard Impossible is a recurring character and supervillain on the Adult Swim series The Venture Bros.
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