The Funky Cold Medina is widely held to be the world's most powerful aphrodisiac drink. It was first discovered by the respected scientist and sometime country & western star Doctor Antonio Locutus, also known as "Tone Loc" to his contemporaries. According to his own notes, one pleasant August evening Dr. Loc was "...cooling at a bar, and looking for some action, but there seemed to be no female companionship around. I remember thinking to myself 'Just like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction', when I noticed a man at the other end of the bar surrounded by beautiful girls.
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| - The Funky Cold Medina is widely held to be the world's most powerful aphrodisiac drink. It was first discovered by the respected scientist and sometime country & western star Doctor Antonio Locutus, also known as "Tone Loc" to his contemporaries. According to his own notes, one pleasant August evening Dr. Loc was "...cooling at a bar, and looking for some action, but there seemed to be no female companionship around. I remember thinking to myself 'Just like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction', when I noticed a man at the other end of the bar surrounded by beautiful girls.
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| - The Funky Cold Medina is widely held to be the world's most powerful aphrodisiac drink. It was first discovered by the respected scientist and sometime country & western star Doctor Antonio Locutus, also known as "Tone Loc" to his contemporaries. According to his own notes, one pleasant August evening Dr. Loc was "...cooling at a bar, and looking for some action, but there seemed to be no female companionship around. I remember thinking to myself 'Just like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction', when I noticed a man at the other end of the bar surrounded by beautiful girls. Intrigued, Loc got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina. In what is now acclaimed as one of the great scientific breakthrough moments of human history, he asked the guy "Why are you so fly?" to which the mysterious gentleman replied "Funky Cold Medina."
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