In order to draw advertisers, and pay for their new servers, OhInternet insisted that all of their articles be strictly Safe For Work. This eliminated all the racism, sexism, homophobia, and extreme religious prejudice. Except where it draws advertisers. It also eliminated most of the jokes at others expense, cyberbullying, all of the cursing, and anything that isn't politically correct or might offend an elderly grandmother or an irate boss (who is already irate that his company's computers were used for any purpose besides working). Except where it draws advertisers. In other words, it was similar to the old "What-Port-80" but without the rainbowy childish art at the top. Because childish art doesn't draw advertisers. Except maybe Fisher Price.
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| - In order to draw advertisers, and pay for their new servers, OhInternet insisted that all of their articles be strictly Safe For Work. This eliminated all the racism, sexism, homophobia, and extreme religious prejudice. Except where it draws advertisers. It also eliminated most of the jokes at others expense, cyberbullying, all of the cursing, and anything that isn't politically correct or might offend an elderly grandmother or an irate boss (who is already irate that his company's computers were used for any purpose besides working). Except where it draws advertisers. In other words, it was similar to the old "What-Port-80" but without the rainbowy childish art at the top. Because childish art doesn't draw advertisers. Except maybe Fisher Price.
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| - In order to draw advertisers, and pay for their new servers, OhInternet insisted that all of their articles be strictly Safe For Work. This eliminated all the racism, sexism, homophobia, and extreme religious prejudice. Except where it draws advertisers. It also eliminated most of the jokes at others expense, cyberbullying, all of the cursing, and anything that isn't politically correct or might offend an elderly grandmother or an irate boss (who is already irate that his company's computers were used for any purpose besides working). Except where it draws advertisers. In other words, it was similar to the old "What-Port-80" but without the rainbowy childish art at the top. Because childish art doesn't draw advertisers. Except maybe Fisher Price.
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