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| - Motorbikes were only used by teenagers until Harley Davidson changed its design and its pricing structure. Motorbikes are wicked. they are also the safest mode of transport known to man. You can be wearing clown pants, have a computer mouse hanging out of your pocket, and be wearing Groucho Marx glasses, and you will still look cool on a motorbike. Henry Winkler is a small, nerdy man who likes tea and is named both Henry and Winkler, not to mention his middle name Franklin. But Henry Winkler plus a motorbike equals The Fonz, the coolest ethnic minority on television, who regularly had threesomes with high school girls before making them fuck off just by clicking his fingers. Such is the awesome power of motorbikes. Evel Knievel was a hopeless loser who continually tried to jump over buses to impress people, but he could never clear even one. Then one day his brother Fah Knieval suggested he try it on a motorbike instead of just running up the ramp, and he was instantly transformed from loser to champion of the universe, even when he fell off. Try falling out of your car and still be considered a champion. It's not going to happen. See, motorbikes rock. The most wicked motorbike is the Suzuki Hayabusa. Reputedly the fastest mass production vehicle in the world. It can and does make absolutely anyone look cool and bestows instant cred because of it's awesome power. Mr. Kawasaki (see note later)did make a short-lived attempt at bettering the Hayabusa but... well... it was soon relegated to 2nd again and was given the universal 'try-hard' dunce cap.
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