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| - Maria appears in Steve's dream in "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls". Although she doesn't have any lines, her famous tennis grunts were done by Rachael MacFarlane.
- Maria Sharapova è una gigantessa alta 3,94 metri, nonché una modella pseudo-tennista russa nata nel 1987 da un esperimento sovietico il cui scopo era testare un'arma di distruzione di massa di dimensioni gigantesche capace di uccidere l'intera popolazione USA causando uno smisurato innalzamento dell'inquinamento sonoro. L'esperimento è in parte riuscito, solo che l'eccessiva bellezza dell'arma non incute timore nei nemici Statunitensi, anzi...
- Yes. Yes she does. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- Maria Sharapova est une ancienne joueuse de tennis, recyclée dans le top-modèlisme, coachée par son père Sharapof, qui gagne des sommes honteuses à présenter des vêtements. Accessoirement elle joue aussi au tennis. thumb|right|détail : Maria range toujours ses balles dans sa culotte. Point faible à exploiter ? Il est TRÈS difficile de dire beaucoup plus sur cette jeune et jolie personne, car elle protège extrêmement bien sa vie privée et son image.
- Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (Russian: Мария Юрьевна Шарапова [mɐˈrʲijə ˈjurʲjɪvnə ʂɐˈrapəvə] ( listen); born April 19, 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player who as of April 29, 2013 is ranked World No. 2 by the Women's Tennis Association (WTA). A United States resident since 1994, Sharapova has won 29 WTA singles titles, including four Grand Slamsingles titles. She has also won the year-end WTA Tour Championships in 2004. The Women's Tennis Association has ranked Sharapova World No. 1 in singles on five separate occasions, for a total of 21 weeks. She became the world no. 1 for the first time on August 22, 2005, and regained the ranking for the fifth time on June 11, 2012. She has been in seven Grand Slam finals with a record of 4–3.
- Maria Sharapova reached a compromise with the WTA Tour and completed a promotional photo shoot before the Italian Open began in May 2008. The second-ranked Russian was opposed to the shoot because she does not like distractions before tournaments, and claimed the WTA threatened to fine her more than $300,000 if she refused. Sunday's photo shoot to build publicity for the tour championships was reduced to 90 minutes from several hours, Sharapova said. Sharapova launched her protest on her Web site two weeks ago, and asked for fans' opinions.
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| - Maria appears in Steve's dream in "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls". Although she doesn't have any lines, her famous tennis grunts were done by Rachael MacFarlane.
- Maria Sharapova est une ancienne joueuse de tennis, recyclée dans le top-modèlisme, coachée par son père Sharapof, qui gagne des sommes honteuses à présenter des vêtements. Accessoirement elle joue aussi au tennis. thumb|right|détail : Maria range toujours ses balles dans sa culotte. Point faible à exploiter ? Il est TRÈS difficile de dire beaucoup plus sur cette jeune et jolie personne, car elle protège extrêmement bien sa vie privée et son image. Comme vous le savez, la dÉsencyclopédie respecte À FOND les droits et copyright des ayants-droit, il n'est donc pas possible de vous montrer les nombreuses photos d'elle qui circulent sous le manteau. Il y a également de nombreuses photos d'elle très peu vêtue, et même, osons le dire, carrément à poil, mais RRHHHHAAAAAAA on ne peut pas vous les montrer. Dans notre grand élan de générosité visant à vous informer malgré toutes ces embûches, nous pouvons néanmoins essayer d'approcher un peu la réalité, en vous proposant des définitions partielles et peut-être inexactes mais néanmoins très approchantes de certaines parties de la personne.
- Maria Sharapova è una gigantessa alta 3,94 metri, nonché una modella pseudo-tennista russa nata nel 1987 da un esperimento sovietico il cui scopo era testare un'arma di distruzione di massa di dimensioni gigantesche capace di uccidere l'intera popolazione USA causando uno smisurato innalzamento dell'inquinamento sonoro. L'esperimento è in parte riuscito, solo che l'eccessiva bellezza dell'arma non incute timore nei nemici Statunitensi, anzi...
- Yes. Yes she does. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (Russian: Мария Юрьевна Шарапова [mɐˈrʲijə ˈjurʲjɪvnə ʂɐˈrapəvə] ( listen); born April 19, 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player who as of April 29, 2013 is ranked World No. 2 by the Women's Tennis Association (WTA). A United States resident since 1994, Sharapova has won 29 WTA singles titles, including four Grand Slamsingles titles. She has also won the year-end WTA Tour Championships in 2004. The Women's Tennis Association has ranked Sharapova World No. 1 in singles on five separate occasions, for a total of 21 weeks. She became the world no. 1 for the first time on August 22, 2005, and regained the ranking for the fifth time on June 11, 2012. She has been in seven Grand Slam finals with a record of 4–3. Sharapova made her professional breakthrough in 2004 at age 17, when she defeated two-time defending champion and top seed Serena Williams in the 2004 Wimbledon final for her first Grand Slam singles title. She entered the top 10 of the WTA Rankings with the win. The world no. 1 ranking followed in 2005, along with subsequent major titles at the 2006 US Open and 2008 Australian Open, before she was forced out of the game for ten months by a recurring shoulder injury, which ultimately required surgery in October 2008. Sharapova returned to the game in May 2009, returning to the top 10 in March 2011 and capturing her fourth Grand Slam title at the 2012 French Open. By doing so, she became the sixth woman in the Open Era to complete the career Grand Slam. In the same year, she won an Olympic silver medal in the London 2012 Olympics. Sharapova has been featured in a number of modeling assignments, including a feature in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She has been featured in many advertisements, including for Nike, Prince, and Canon, and is the face of several fashion houses, most notably Cole Haan. Sharapova was the most searched-for athlete on Yahoo! in 2005 and 2008. Since February 2007, she has been a United Nations Development Programme Goodwill Ambassador, concerned specifically with the Chernobyl Recovery and Development Programme. In June 2011, she was named one of the "30 Legends of Women's Tennis: Past, Present and Future" by Time, and in March 2012 was named one of the "100 Greatest of All Time" by Tennis Channel.
- Maria Sharapova reached a compromise with the WTA Tour and completed a promotional photo shoot before the Italian Open began in May 2008. The second-ranked Russian was opposed to the shoot because she does not like distractions before tournaments, and claimed the WTA threatened to fine her more than $300,000 if she refused. Sunday's photo shoot to build publicity for the tour championships was reduced to 90 minutes from several hours, Sharapova said. "I was riding around in a car for an hour talking -- pretending like I'm talking on the phone," Sharapova said. "The timing compromise was still pretty difficult since it's before a very big event for all of us. Considering the time reduction, it definitely makes that a lot easier than going into a four- or five-hour shoot with hair and makeup, which adds another hour." Sharapova launched her protest on her Web site two weeks ago, and asked for fans' opinions. "I've obviously made my point," she said. "I wanted to let my fans know that I didn't feel like people were listening to me. I think it's in the best interest of the tour." After a first-round bye, Sharapova will play either Dominika Cibulkova or Gisela Dulko at the clay-court warmup for the French Open. "When I set foot in Rome, my priority is to play tennis," Sharapova said. "I already did the talking, and now it's time to play tennis." Sharapova is playing her first tournament in Europe this year. She won a clay-court event in Amelia Island last month, then lost to Serena Williams in the quarterfinals in Charleston a week later. In August, Sharapova plans to play at the Olympics for the first time. "I'm absolutely thrilled," Sharapova said of the Beijing Games. "It's been a dream of mine since I was a very young girl, from watching it in the middle of the night on TV, and waking up and watching the opening ceremony, to following all the athletes and waiting until Russia would walk out. "It's quite hard to believe that sometimes your dreams can turn to reality. In a few months they will, so that's quite exciting." Sharapova also wants to play for Russia in the Fed Cup final against Spain in September. "If I'm healthy, I'm definitely going to be playing," she said. Sharapova won two matches to help Russia beat Israel in the quarterfinals in February, but was left off the team that beat the United States in the semifinals.
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