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The argument upon which Winslet fatalism is built is called the Winslet argument and goes as follows: * If you are ill and call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you. * Likewise, if you are ill and do not call a doctor, Kate Winslet will still not fall in love with you. * Therefore, there is no point in calling a doctor. And Kate Winslet still doesn't know you exist. * If you want Kate Winslet to know you exist, you have to be a man who is already married or engaged. Then she will fall in love with you. See: Titanic, Little Children, Romance & Cigarettes, Quills, etc. Her clothes can not come off quickly enough.

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  • The argument upon which Winslet fatalism is built is called the Winslet argument and goes as follows: * If you are ill and call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you. * Likewise, if you are ill and do not call a doctor, Kate Winslet will still not fall in love with you. * Therefore, there is no point in calling a doctor. And Kate Winslet still doesn't know you exist. * If you want Kate Winslet to know you exist, you have to be a man who is already married or engaged. Then she will fall in love with you. See: Titanic, Little Children, Romance & Cigarettes, Quills, etc. Her clothes can not come off quickly enough.
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  • The argument upon which Winslet fatalism is built is called the Winslet argument and goes as follows: * If you are ill and call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you. * Likewise, if you are ill and do not call a doctor, Kate Winslet will still not fall in love with you. * Therefore, there is no point in calling a doctor. And Kate Winslet still doesn't know you exist. * If you want Kate Winslet to know you exist, you have to be a man who is already married or engaged. Then she will fall in love with you. See: Titanic, Little Children, Romance & Cigarettes, Quills, etc. Her clothes can not come off quickly enough. This argument was quite controversial for a number of years, but now it is widely accepted as truth. Entertainment Weekly called it the Most Depressing Truth of 2005. It is also taught at universities around the world along with other philosophies that will screw with your head. The argument remains somewhat controversial, however, since it has spawned numerous alcoholisms by male college students who think that "We just don't stand a chance."
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