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| - These are the people whom Mr. Burns massacres in the segment "Survival of the Fattest." The deaths are in chronological order.
* Comic Book Guy: Shot after refusing to run.
* Blue-haired Lawyer: Killed after defending Burns.
* Apu: Shot after being discovered hiding in a bush, but is reincarnated as a rabbit. After reincarnation, he gets caught in a bear trap.
* Krusty the Clown: Shot once by Burns, only to begin to tell a joke. He is then shot multiple more times through the chest to keep him from finishing.
* Dr. Julius Hibbert: Flung from a tree by Homer, and then became the first to be shot out of the air by Burns.
* Dr. Nick Riviera: Flung from a tree and shot immediately after Hibbert.
* Lou the Cop: Flung from a tree and shot after Dr. Nick.
* Kirk Van Houten: Flung from a tree, shot and killed after Lou.
* Reverend Lovejoy: Flung from a tree, and then shot after Kirk.
* Kent Brockman: Flung from a tree, and was the last person to be shot out of the air.
* Moe Szyslak: He was flung from the tree along with the others, but Burns missed him. After taunting Burns, he ironically lands on on a weather vane, impaling himself. He still survives, wins the lottery, and is about to leave to cash it in, but Chief Wiggum lands on him, crushing and finally killing him.
* Clancy Wiggum: Falls on a weathervane and dies instantly, crushing Moe.
* Professor Frink: Eaten by Homer, who passes up bananas, saying that they look green.
* Sideshow Mel: Shot by Burns, using machine guns on a plane during a strafing run.
* Dewey Largo: Also shot during the strafing run.
* Groundskeeper Willie: Shot and killed during the strafing run, dying at exactly the same time as Mel and Dewey.
* Carl: Shot during the strafing run, but survives until just before Lenny dies.
* Lenny: Shot during the strafing run, but survives long enough to see his idea of heaven.
* Barney: Shot three times through the chest while being used as a diversion by Homer.
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