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| - After midnight, Chuck D. Head attempts to sneak back into Castle Frank N. Stein with a mysterious package. Head is uneasy about the whole thing and it gets worse when Igor discovers that Chuck has smuggled in "Barbecued Gibbon flavour Slurp-A-Cheese". Chuck reveals he is addicted to all the different flavours but is furious when Igor says he'll tell the Professor. A scuffle breaks out, with Head trying mediate and says that he tried to convince Chuck out of eating it. After a customary throw of the skull at Igor, an odd piece of paper falls out of the Slurp-A-Cheese packet. It's a golden ticket to get a tour of the Slurp-A-Cheese factory! Next morning, Chuck and Head turn up for the tour, refusing the gift of a gas mask to block the fumes. Owner George Curdle arrives and begins the tour, i
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| - After midnight, Chuck D. Head attempts to sneak back into Castle Frank N. Stein with a mysterious package. Head is uneasy about the whole thing and it gets worse when Igor discovers that Chuck has smuggled in "Barbecued Gibbon flavour Slurp-A-Cheese". Chuck reveals he is addicted to all the different flavours but is furious when Igor says he'll tell the Professor. A scuffle breaks out, with Head trying mediate and says that he tried to convince Chuck out of eating it. After a customary throw of the skull at Igor, an odd piece of paper falls out of the Slurp-A-Cheese packet. It's a golden ticket to get a tour of the Slurp-A-Cheese factory! Next morning, Chuck and Head turn up for the tour, refusing the gift of a gas mask to block the fumes. Owner George Curdle arrives and begins the tour, introducing the guests to the Slurp-A-Kins. Unfortunately, the Hair-styling Cheese Mousse still isn't going well. Suddenly, Curdle goes crazy, noticing that a hard cheese is lying on the floor. Worse still, the cheese vats are about to explode and the Slurp-A-Kins are revolting! Curdle struggles to stablise the pressure guage, but fails and the runny cheese erupts everywhere. The Slurp-A-Kins reveal they only work here because they have no sense of smell, and a full-scale riot begins with Chuck the main opposition. Head is dead set against the idea, being quite partial to a nice hard cheese, even if it's a bit crumbly. Chuck isn't listening and is too busy to notice that Head has fallen into the gunk below. Fortunately, he doesn't have a stomach and doesn't have to taste the vile food. The Slurp-A-Kins continue to be unrelenting, announcing "Hard Cheese Tuesday". George Curdle immediately reappears from nowhere and discusses the formation of Slab-A-Cheese, cheese so hard you can build a block of flats with it! Agreeing with Head that Curdle is a nutter, the pair leave and consider other treats to try - Chocolated Covered Kippers, Spicy Dip and Lick Chaffinch, or even Glow in the Dark Comedy Rice. Chuck isn't impressed.
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