The United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), commonly known as Homeland Security or HomeSec, is a Cabinet department of the Federal Government of the United States that is responsible for protecting the territory of the United States from attack by terrorists, gay marriage, and Lou Dobbs. Primarily through its agency FEMA, the Department is charged with responding to natural-disaster photo opportunities. Because it's the only Cabinet department created by the Greatest President Ever, this is the most Godly of all non-Rumsfeld Cabinet departments in the United States Government.
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| - The United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), commonly known as Homeland Security or HomeSec, is a Cabinet department of the Federal Government of the United States that is responsible for protecting the territory of the United States from attack by terrorists, gay marriage, and Lou Dobbs. Primarily through its agency FEMA, the Department is charged with responding to natural-disaster photo opportunities. Because it's the only Cabinet department created by the Greatest President Ever, this is the most Godly of all non-Rumsfeld Cabinet departments in the United States Government.
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| - The United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), commonly known as Homeland Security or HomeSec, is a Cabinet department of the Federal Government of the United States that is responsible for protecting the territory of the United States from attack by terrorists, gay marriage, and Lou Dobbs. Primarily through its agency FEMA, the Department is charged with responding to natural-disaster photo opportunities. Because it's the only Cabinet department created by the Greatest President Ever, this is the most Godly of all non-Rumsfeld Cabinet departments in the United States Government.
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