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Installation of an iEye™ requires highly invasive surgery, performed under iAnaesthetic™ by an Apple-approved iSurgeon™. The user's human eyes are ejected, and an interface is grafted onto the stem of the optic nerve. This interface allows for future upgrading of the iEye™ itself. A latest version iEye™ is then attached to the interface via bluetooth connection or a nano-usb cable for elite iClients. When the user wakes up, they often find themselves dizzy, nauseous and pretty hungry. The effects soon pass as the user becomes used to the new iEye and the highly interactive features it offers. The patient may feel a vague sort of agony for a few days which can be expediated with the use of iDrugs™.

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  • IEye
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  • Installation of an iEye™ requires highly invasive surgery, performed under iAnaesthetic™ by an Apple-approved iSurgeon™. The user's human eyes are ejected, and an interface is grafted onto the stem of the optic nerve. This interface allows for future upgrading of the iEye™ itself. A latest version iEye™ is then attached to the interface via bluetooth connection or a nano-usb cable for elite iClients. When the user wakes up, they often find themselves dizzy, nauseous and pretty hungry. The effects soon pass as the user becomes used to the new iEye and the highly interactive features it offers. The patient may feel a vague sort of agony for a few days which can be expediated with the use of iDrugs™.
  • The iEye is a rumored forthcoming product from the Apple Corporation. The device will replace the human eye and deliver streaming YouTube videos of skateboarding dogs and piano playing cats directly into your optic nerve. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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  • 5654941(xsd:integer)
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  • 2013-03-21(xsd:date)
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  • Installation of an iEye™ requires highly invasive surgery, performed under iAnaesthetic™ by an Apple-approved iSurgeon™. The user's human eyes are ejected, and an interface is grafted onto the stem of the optic nerve. This interface allows for future upgrading of the iEye™ itself. A latest version iEye™ is then attached to the interface via bluetooth connection or a nano-usb cable for elite iClients. When the user wakes up, they often find themselves dizzy, nauseous and pretty hungry. The effects soon pass as the user becomes used to the new iEye and the highly interactive features it offers. The patient may feel a vague sort of agony for a few days which can be expediated with the use of iDrugs™.
  • The iEye is a rumored forthcoming product from the Apple Corporation. The device will replace the human eye and deliver streaming YouTube videos of skateboarding dogs and piano playing cats directly into your optic nerve. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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