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| - Malcolm Young was born in a hospital many, many, many years ago after being a bun in the oven to his mother Billy Connolly, just after being the itch in his daddy, Sean Connery's pants, and eventually dropped into the world sometime during the first world war, cradling a bottle of light ale in one hand, and a "my first wee ciggee" in the other. Malcolm was a handsome bouncing baby boy, who was brought up the traditional Scottish Satan worshiping ways in the hills of Loch Lomond where he was the 19th of 103 children born to his parents.
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| - Malcolm Young was born in a hospital many, many, many years ago after being a bun in the oven to his mother Billy Connolly, just after being the itch in his daddy, Sean Connery's pants, and eventually dropped into the world sometime during the first world war, cradling a bottle of light ale in one hand, and a "my first wee ciggee" in the other. Malcolm was a handsome bouncing baby boy, who was brought up the traditional Scottish Satan worshiping ways in the hills of Loch Lomond where he was the 19th of 103 children born to his parents. Growing up Malcolm was taught the ways of the land, where he often helped little old ladies get run over crossing the street and would throw rocks at the Loch Ness Monster just for his own personal amusement. Malcolm was 6 years old, and everyone in the land loved him. He spent his time picking magic mushrooms, eating fire flowers to shoot at Goombas, and punching bricks to see if they had any coins in them. It was a happy time for Malcolm, until his parents announced there would soon be a new edition to the family. And soon enough, Malcolm had a baby brother come into the world by the name of Angus. Being the new born baby, Angus would lap up all of the attention that Malcolm used to get. And this was not sitting well with Malcolm at all. By the time Malcolm was 12 years old, almost none of the family even knew he existed anymore, and Malcolm's rage and hatred for his baby brother grew stronger every day. The jealousy was becoming too much for Malcolm that he took his little brother to the Valley Of Koopa and hoped Angus would fall into the hot lava pits and die. But this just helped Angus enhance his dancing skills.
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