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| - Muscle Man: You gotta scream first, bro. Kid 1: But we're not scared. Muscle Man: (removes the beast mask) Do you want the candy or not? Muscle Man: That's... that's what I thought. (He closes the door and joins his friends in the living room.) Alright, we're closing up shop. No more trick-or-treaters. Benson: So, what do you guys wanna do? The night is still young. I got a cat sitter, so I can be out for at least another hour. Muscle Man: I've got an idea, bro. (He turns off the light) Scary stories! Mordecai: (turning the light back on) Dude, we do that every year. Muscle Man: Uh-huh. Guys: Augh!
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| - Muscle Man: You gotta scream first, bro. Kid 1: But we're not scared. Muscle Man: (removes the beast mask) Do you want the candy or not? Muscle Man: That's... that's what I thought. (He closes the door and joins his friends in the living room.) Alright, we're closing up shop. No more trick-or-treaters. Benson: So, what do you guys wanna do? The night is still young. I got a cat sitter, so I can be out for at least another hour. Muscle Man: I've got an idea, bro. (He turns off the light) Scary stories! Mordecai: (turning the light back on) Dude, we do that every year. Rigby: Yeah, let's do something really scary. Skips: Well, we can rent a few genre films. Pops: Or we could go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts. Rigby: Nah, let's go to a haunted house. Those are the scariest. Muscle Man: You know who else is the scariest? (He turns off the light) MY MOM! Mordecai: (turning the light back on) Augh! Not this again. Muscle Man: No, dudes, she's seriously scary like a haunted house. Rigby: Yeah, yeah, just like how she eats raw acorns? Muscle Man: Uh-huh. Skips: Or that she swam across the ocean with one arm tied behind her back? Muscle Man: Yep. Mordecai: Or that she's a registered notary public? Muscle Man: Yeah, it's all true, bro. Everyone knows all the best comedy is based on truth. Rigby: Prooooove iiiiiiit! Muscle Man: What? Mordecai and Rigby: Proooooove iiiiiiit! Muscle Man: Woah, let's just slow down and... Benson: Come to think of it, I've never seen your mom. Hi-Five Ghost: Yeah, me neither. Muscle Man: Well, she doesn't really like visitors, so... Mordecai: What? Even Fives hasn't met her? Rigby: Now we have to do it! Muscle Man: What are you angling at, bro? Mordecai: If your mom is so amazing, let's meet her. Muscle Man: Listen, I think I'm getting tired. (starts sweating) I'm just gonna go home. Mordecai and Rigby: Booooooooooooooo! Muscle Man: Augh! Fine! I'll take you to meet my mom on one condition. (He turns off the light) You gotta tell scary stories the whole way there. Guys: Augh! Muscle Man: Alright, chumps, who's first? Pops: Oh, I have a story.
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