Air Zimbabwe was established in May 2008, after Toast-Antarctica Airways went bankrupt. Air Zimbabwe is the second successor to the extremely successful airline of the time before the great blackout, Air Toast. Air Zimbabwe is headed by their CEO, Korbert Toast, the former general manager of the controversial TOAST Alliance. Currently, Air Zimbabwe is a proud part of the revived TOAST International Alliance, of which Korbert Toast is the General Manager. Air Zimbabwe occasionally grounds its planes for long extended periods of time, just to annoy its customers. In the words of CEO Korbert Toast, "Don't complain about delays, unless you wanna try flying the damn plane."
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| - Air Zimbabwe was established in May 2008, after Toast-Antarctica Airways went bankrupt. Air Zimbabwe is the second successor to the extremely successful airline of the time before the great blackout, Air Toast. Air Zimbabwe is headed by their CEO, Korbert Toast, the former general manager of the controversial TOAST Alliance. Currently, Air Zimbabwe is a proud part of the revived TOAST International Alliance, of which Korbert Toast is the General Manager. Air Zimbabwe occasionally grounds its planes for long extended periods of time, just to annoy its customers. In the words of CEO Korbert Toast, "Don't complain about delays, unless you wanna try flying the damn plane."
- Air Zimbabwe is the flagship national airline of Africa's most pleasant country, Zimbabwe. It is known as Zimbabwe's finest airline due to having the highest safety standards of any airline in said nation (recording an average of 900a small number of deaths a week). Despite the terriblesuperb safety record, Air Zimbabwe is also famous for a 95% rate of passengers boarding for the purpose of suicide. But everyone knows that's Western propaganda, surely?? The vast majority of Air Zimbabwe aircraft take off with nofuel, with the world's worst finest pilots praying to god they will somehow make it to the airportsipping cocktails and talking to each other while the crappyworld class autopilot does all the work. Air Zimbabwe; "Panowuya imwe nguva yamunoda kukandwa zvinotyisa kupfura mudenga mu
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| - Air Zimbabwe is the flagship national airline of Africa's most pleasant country, Zimbabwe. It is known as Zimbabwe's finest airline due to having the highest safety standards of any airline in said nation (recording an average of 900a small number of deaths a week). Despite the terriblesuperb safety record, Air Zimbabwe is also famous for a 95% rate of passengers boarding for the purpose of suicide. But everyone knows that's Western propaganda, surely?? The vast majority of Air Zimbabwe aircraft take off with nofuel, with the world's worst finest pilots praying to god they will somehow make it to the airportsipping cocktails and talking to each other while the crappyworld class autopilot does all the work. Air Zimbabwe; "Panowuya imwe nguva yamunoda kukandwa zvinotyisa kupfura mudenga muhure yesimbi inofamba nemoto inoputika; fungai isusu." (next time you want to hurtle through the skies in a pressurized metal tube powered by exploding fuel; think of us).
- Air Zimbabwe was established in May 2008, after Toast-Antarctica Airways went bankrupt. Air Zimbabwe is the second successor to the extremely successful airline of the time before the great blackout, Air Toast. Air Zimbabwe is headed by their CEO, Korbert Toast, the former general manager of the controversial TOAST Alliance. Currently, Air Zimbabwe is a proud part of the revived TOAST International Alliance, of which Korbert Toast is the General Manager. Air Zimbabwe occasionally grounds its planes for long extended periods of time, just to annoy its customers. In the words of CEO Korbert Toast, "Don't complain about delays, unless you wanna try flying the damn plane."
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