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| - Most of us are quite aware of certain stumbling blocks we might encounter and we have adapted in such a way where we , most of the time, can successfully ignore or evade these inconveniences. At least we can be flexible enough to not let them slow us down that much. Such inconvenient items could be :
* Stress
* jealousy
* hate
* bad temper
* vegetarianism Any of these things that could hamper you in your yuppie a gogo lifestyle are easily recognized long before they ever become a problem. Dealing with them later is then a viable option, as is bottling them up in order to explode in a gruesome postal madness run burnout, but that, as they say, is up to you. While we normal people have the luxury of temporarily turning off these minor inconveniences in order not to slow us down, there is one affliction some people tend to suffer from that is less easy to overcome when trying to avoid awkward or stressful situations. This disease is called religion and a serious condition and, alas, no known cure has yet been found. Now certain religions pose some real world problems to the fast living young professional. As easily as it is to put your hate or jealousy aside long enough to make though a rough workday, religion isn't so flexible when it comes to bending the rules. IF in the name of one religion or one ( or multiple ) deity(s) you ignore or circumvent a rule you may fall victim to one of the following:
* Burning in hell forever
* Burning in hell for a given amount of finite time
* Being ripped apart limb by limb
* Not ever knowing what it's all about
* Reincarnate into something icky
* Being eaten by a grue
* Being sodomized by a priest Some people may argue that these options are not that bad, be it that these people are seriously disturbed, or because these people live in even worse situations, mainly places listed below:
* New York,
* North Pole,
* Mercury,
* Vatican. But if you consider the alternative, according to the religious folks, you can understand why they try so desperately to avoid breaking their religious rules. The alternatives :
* Heaven
* eternal life
* 72 virgins
* Knowing all the universe's secrets
* Everlasting Beer und bratwurst party
* Eternal hunting ( What is so fun about this is clearly beyond me )
* Reincarnating as something cool. So how can religious folks combine their mortal earthly existence with their divine spiritual existence in such a way that both are not compromised ? The answer for this problem spiritual people tend to suffer from is called Multi Religion Switching. This concept, in some circles called Fast Multi Religion Switching ( F.M.R.S. ) is a method you could train yourself in to switch your religious mindset if you see an incompatible situation arise in front of you. The process of mastering this technique may take some time, but after finishing this study you can safely randomly convert to any religion you feel is handy to master in order to prevent breaking any rules of the formerly active religion.
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