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| - Alan Shearer OBE, DL (born 13 August 1970) is an English retired footballer. He played as a striker in the top level of English league football for Southampton, Blackburn Rovers, Newcastle United and for the England national team. He was widely regarded as one of the world's best strikers, being both Newcastle's and the Premier League's record goalscorer. Since retiring as a player in 2006, Shearer has worked as a television pundit for the BBC. In 2009, he briefly left his BBC role to become Newcastle United's manager in the last eight games of their 2008–09 season, in an unsuccessful attempt to save them from relegation.
- Alan Shearer OBE, DL (/ˈʃɪərər/; born 13 August 1970) is an English retired footballer. He played as a striker in the top level of English league football for Southampton, Blackburn Rovers, Newcastle United and for the England national team. He was widely regarded as one of the world's best strikers, being both Newcastle's and the Premier League's record goalscorer. Since retiring as a player in 2006, Shearer has worked as a television pundit for the BBC. In 2009, he briefly left his BBC role to become Newcastle United's manager in the last eight games of their 2008–09 season, in an unsuccessful attempt to save them from relegation.
- Alan Well'ard Shearer (born 13 August 1970) is a retired English footballer often said to be the second best thing to come out of Newcastle since Sting. Alan is also Leader of the Geordies, a ruthless gang in Newcastle filled with charvers and angry football fanatics. He is also the hardest person alive known for his brief boxing career and for being an underground fight champion.
- Alan shearer is a cheating, stupid, grinning mug, with the single worst and most uninventive "signature" celebration in history He has also been described as lame Shearer used to have a malignant, persistent tumour but it was removed We now refer to it as dennis wise in 1996 alan recieved an honourary doctorate from blackburn polytechnic Alan is famous for once scoring a goal from outside the 6 yard box however fans' glee at seeing this were disappointed when they saw him celebrating only the way alan doe
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| - Alan Shearer OBE, DL (born 13 August 1970) is an English retired footballer. He played as a striker in the top level of English league football for Southampton, Blackburn Rovers, Newcastle United and for the England national team. He was widely regarded as one of the world's best strikers, being both Newcastle's and the Premier League's record goalscorer. Since retiring as a player in 2006, Shearer has worked as a television pundit for the BBC. In 2009, he briefly left his BBC role to become Newcastle United's manager in the last eight games of their 2008–09 season, in an unsuccessful attempt to save them from relegation.
- Alan shearer is a cheating, stupid, grinning mug, with the single worst and most uninventive "signature" celebration in history He has also been described as lame Shearer used to have a malignant, persistent tumour but it was removed We now refer to it as dennis wise in 1996 alan recieved an honourary doctorate from blackburn polytechnic Alan is famous for once scoring a goal from outside the 6 yard box however fans' glee at seeing this were disappointed when they saw him celebrating only the way alan doe Before becoming a footballer, alan worked as a painting-hanger Both jobs utilised his talent for tap ins he received the freedom of newcastle in 2007 which means he can graze sheep or joey bartons children in newcastle town centre. Since his departure from Newcastle his messianic role has been taken over by ant and dec. In 2011 Shearer was sent to jail for income tax fraud after it emerged that him and dec were the same person.In between retirement and his fledging managerial career it is believed he took a bribe from Phil Brown to do everything to send Newcastle down. This ocurred when Brown realised he wasn't very good Nowadays one can find Shearer wasting taxpayers moeny spewing absoluted bollocks on Match of The Day. The more tactful anti-coalition voters have stopped attacking the bankers and are now barrackading the BBC in order to give the government money which had been previously wasted by Labour It is believed that every saturday night 25,000 TV's are broken as a result of listening to Shearer's voice for too long
- Alan Well'ard Shearer (born 13 August 1970) is a retired English footballer often said to be the second best thing to come out of Newcastle since Sting. Alan is also Leader of the Geordies, a ruthless gang in Newcastle filled with charvers and angry football fanatics. He is also the hardest person alive known for his brief boxing career and for being an underground fight champion. He played as a forward in the premiership for Southampton and later on helped win Blackburn the title. However his career took a huge downfall when he began playing for Newcastle. As he watched the likes of Andy Cole and Les Ferdinand leave the club for better teams, Shearer became the only good player for Newcastle and as the years went by was forced to play alongside a whole host of players, some not deemed conference league standard. He was also known for taking his captaincy far too seriously, often taking form as a dictator on the pitch. After his retirement Shearer suspiciously landed a job as a football pundit for BBC's Match of The Day. It is rumoured that he had connections with previous BBC producers of long running television show Byker Grove which he often starred in. Unknown to many, Alan is good mates with David Weir of Rangers having first met in a retirement home while David was still playing for Glasgow Rangers. Davie was thought to have retired two decades ago when he was 214 but apparently is still going strong at the ripe old age of 234.
- Alan Shearer OBE, DL (/ˈʃɪərər/; born 13 August 1970) is an English retired footballer. He played as a striker in the top level of English league football for Southampton, Blackburn Rovers, Newcastle United and for the England national team. He was widely regarded as one of the world's best strikers, being both Newcastle's and the Premier League's record goalscorer. Since retiring as a player in 2006, Shearer has worked as a television pundit for the BBC. In 2009, he briefly left his BBC role to become Newcastle United's manager in the last eight games of their 2008–09 season, in an unsuccessful attempt to save them from relegation. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, Shearer made his professional debut with English top-flight club Southampton in 1988, scoring a hat-trick in the process. During several years on the south coast, he became known for his classic style of play, strength and goalscoring ability; he soon received an international call-up along with a transfer to Blackburn Rovers in 1992. Shearer established himself as a player at the Lancashire club; he became a regular in the England squad, and his 34-goal tally helped Blackburn secure the Premier League title in 1994–95. He was named Football Writers' Association Player of the Year in 1994 and won the PFA Player of the Year award in 1995. The 1995–96 season saw Shearer make his first Champions League appearances and finish as the top scorer in the Premier League with 31 goals. He was also top scorer at UEFA Euro 1996 with England, scoring five goals, and in the 1996–97 Premier League, with 25 goals. In 1996, he was third in the FIFA World Player of the Year awards. Shearer scored 283 league goals in his career, including a record 260 in the Premier League (of which 58 were penalties) with a record 11 Premier League hat-tricks, and a total of 422 in all competitions including international at all levels.[2][better source needed] Shearer has amassed a goals to game ratio of 0.667 throughout his career at every level. A world record £15 million transfer to his boyhood heroes, Newcastle United, followed the Euro '96 tournament, and Shearer spent the remainder of his career with the club. Shearer helped his team to runners-up finishes in the Premier League and FA Cup with Newcastle, and won a second PFA Player of the Year award. After being named England's captain in 1996 and Newcastle's captain in 1999, he retired from international football following UEFA Euro 2000, having amassed 63 appearances and 30 goals for his country. In 2004 Shearer was named in the FIFA 100 list of the world's greatest living players as part of FIFA's 100th anniversary celebration. As well as his media work, he has raised substantial amounts of money for various national and local charities, both within and outside of sports. Shearer is an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE), a Deputy Lieutenant of Northumberland, a Freeman of Newcastle upon Tyne and an honorary Doctor of Civil Law of Northumbria and Newcastle Universities.
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