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| - Chav clothing is often constructed of cheap materials, most of which are found in household rubbish bins. Tracksuits carrying brand-names (usually cut out from magazines and stuck on with cheap glues) such as Nike, Adidas, Lonsdale, Reebok and others are common. Training shoes, often called trainers or 'treds', are worn. These shoes are usually white with built-in stains of mud and canine faeces. A baseball cap, often made from stolen Burberry material, is worn at 90 degrees to the conventional manner and is held there with chewing gum. No underwear is worn as they have no genitals to hide, (or at least they are microscopic).
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| - Chav clothing is often constructed of cheap materials, most of which are found in household rubbish bins. Tracksuits carrying brand-names (usually cut out from magazines and stuck on with cheap glues) such as Nike, Adidas, Lonsdale, Reebok and others are common. Training shoes, often called trainers or 'treds', are worn. These shoes are usually white with built-in stains of mud and canine faeces. A baseball cap, often made from stolen Burberry material, is worn at 90 degrees to the conventional manner and is held there with chewing gum. No underwear is worn as they have no genitals to hide, (or at least they are microscopic). Females wear skirts that purposely reveal any underwear they may (or may not) be wearing. Females wear underwear more often than males as the pubic area resembles that of true genitals and may offend humans, however this has no sexual properties (chav females have the ability to clone themselves, often in great quantities). They usually wear similar tracksuits to males or fleeces carrying the same fake brand names. The female tops usually show most or all of the 'breasts'. Otherwise, females wear the same as males. Alongside the usual attire, jewelry (often called 'bling') is worn. This is usually stolen or look-alike plastic items purchased for a few pence at primark or pound land. Males wear typically female (in normal society) items including necklaces, ear-rings and rings. Usually made of fool's gold, these are made to look like actual gold jewelery. Females wear ear-rings that are often large bangles stapled to their ears. Their necklaces often are long enough to draw even more attention to their bra-less chests. Females do this as they need to attract male attention (although this is usually unsuccessful) as they are a personified chav factory. More often than not they will be driving around in Citreon C2, registraion place '57. It will have a white top and easily identifiable by the 'Golden Arches' on the top. The smell of McDonald's will lure you to follow, although you may be distracted by the rubbish that is blow backwards via the life-support-machine breathing passenger. The driver its self maybe recognisable as making a popular appearence on 'Little Britain' playing Vikky Pollard, you may wonder if it is a fat man in a suit but no she is just that ugly.
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