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| - two-handed sword 1000-2000 damage 500 Damage Per Second Bind on Equip Chest Armour : 313 Durability 0/0 Mount Bind on Pick ( 50 % Faster when Thorack is riding as he is extremely overweight) Unique Trinket Unique Gun Bind on Pick 100-2000 damage Unique Bind on pick Trinket
* - 100 sanity.
* + 100% chance you'll be more wounded in the outcome of the next battle.
* + 100% you'll go on a suicidal rampage in order to defend someone. Head 10 Armor
* +100 Madness
* -10 intellect Held in off hand.
* +100 Rp channel rep
* -200 Armour Trinket
* -100 Spirit
* -100 Intelligence Unique One Usage Unique Trinket
* + 100 Arcane Damage
* + 100 Frost Damage
* + 100 Fire Damage
* - 300 Sanity. Unique Trinket Warlock
* + 100% Running speed Unique One Handed Mace Damage : 10-19
* +50 Chance to be Hated by all factions and social groups.
* +50 Chance of hitting a large male creature in the privates.
* -99 Chance of reaching the age of 45
* +19810 Insult resistance Trinket
* +1000 genius
* - one pair of clean under pants
* +50 Scariness
* -100 Intellect
* + 100 Fashion Sense
* + 50 Nobility
* + 1000 Evilness
* - 10000 Originality BoP
* +100 listening skill
* -100 caring skill Shield
* + 50 Frustration
* - 50 Imagination Use: 98% chance of breaking in or out even though the door is heavily guarded. Binds when picked up Two-Hand Polearm
* +40% of getting hit on by Janner Pike
* +30% of getting into a barfight with a Juven Pike
* +30% of getting yelled at by Eva Pike Off-Hand
* + 100 Drinking alone
* - 50 Intellect
* + 900 Falling into the Canal Two-Hand Staff
* + 90 Quiet Watching
* + 200 Mastermind Calculation
* + 50000 Gold Mace
* + 1000 Obedience
* + 500 Pain
* + 60 Glare Shoulders
* + 60 Wheezing Main hand - Dagger 73-137 Damage - Speed: 1.50s (a quintizillion damage per second) Requires "being Nomine" Requires: The Dark Embrace - Friendly (Drops from Thognagma - Lashela's minion) One hand - Mace 1-5 damage - Speed: 5s (laughably damage per second) Quest item Armor - Chest 500 Armor - Leather Armor - Chest 2,5 Armor - Rags 150-250 damage, 2.8 requires: House Alania-Exalted Binds when picked up 3 Charges Binds when equiped Trinket
* +200 Rage
* - 500 Patience
* +150 Recklessness An additional +30 Strenght when used on Draeneis named "Grísha".
* +250 Suspicious Behavior
* +400 Fabulousness
* +25 Coolness
* - 100 Seriousness
* + 100 Herbalism
* + 500000000 Reckless behavior. Trinket
* +100 Blackmail potential
* -300 Dignity
* +280 Disgusting stories
* +200 Shadow damage
* +50% Chance to just do damage dealing instead of healing like you're supposed to
* +100% chance to aggro everything in instance at once
* -20,000 Armour
* +200 Tackiness
* -2,000,000 Taste
* +300 Fish Smell
* +200 Chance to look like some ghastly undead meerkat bobbing out of Coffin on logging on
* +20% Chance Stormwind Social Services will take your kid away
* +200 Tendancy to hang round in Pubs moaning about how hard life is while kid wonders streets
* +20% Chance to hang round cathedral acting all holy but not actually doing anything
* +100 Ability to piously lecture Scarlets
* +60% Ability to wang on about the light but not actually do anything useful like execute warlocks Trinket
* +56,000 Rudeness
* +20% chance of serious laugh-related prolapse
* +600 Shadow damage
* +10,000,000 Denial that you're a priest and shouldn't be damage dealing Trinkets
* +40% chance to bother everyone with your big blue nipples
* +200 pretentiousness Trinket.
* +2000 Healing Spells.
* + 9000 Annoying Endless Yapping About The Holy Light. Held in off-hand.
* + 500 Confusion. Pants.
* +999999 Warding off would-be courters. +50 Armour. Use: Will negate any pregnancy attempts and works as an instant turn-off. Trinket
* +100 Seduction of Blind Female Paladins
* +200 *Nudge Nudge* Pants
* +999999 Warding off would-be courters.
* +50 Armour. Can only be opened successfully by [Richeron's Key].
* -200 Concentration
* +70% Chance to be concentrating on guild chat instead of dying team Unique Trinket
* +100% Chance to baffle people
* +50% Chance to be related to Elune and Sylvanus Trinket Trinket Leg armor
* +100 Temper Tantrums
* -100 Puberty Chest
* +100 Oddity.
* -2000 Respect. +9000 Confusing Elizabetha. Use: Will cause the player to live at Goldshire, dance on a mail box and spam duels while shouting, "Dance nekkid 20s plz!" Binds when picked up Two-Handed Mace
* +500 Strength
* -500 Agility The list continues here.
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