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| - :Hayley: That blonde outside of Walgreen's was getting signatures.
:Roger: Come on, Hayley. Everyone knows blondes get more attention. Scientists have proven it, but their research was ignored because they were boring brown-haired scientists.
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:Snot: [To Steve while wearing a bikini] Uhh, you and I clearly have stuff we need to work out.
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:[Stan is on the phone]
:Stan: Rosalie's Pizza? I have a very important question. Do you deliver to Hillside Acres? Yes! Good, good. My next question which is so important it should have been my first and only question, do you except half-burnt coupons? He's checking, he's checking... Woohoo! Maybe.
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:Stan: The fact that we'll be tripling our flier intake is just a huge, huge, huge, HUGE... what were we talking about?
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:Man: As you can see, this whole yacht runs on solar power.
:Hayley: Dude, that shit's tight.
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:Stan: I don't think this bit gets any funnier, Steve.
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:Steve: Dad, even though we're not moving into that cool house, I still get to have parties with girls, right?
:Stan: 'Fraid not, Steve. And we should really talk about what Snot was doing in your fantasy.
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:Stan: Wait, the mailboxes are down here by the car gate? You have to go all the way down here to get your mail? Screw this place!
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