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| - Senor Cardgage lived down the street from Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad while they were growing up. He gave Strong Sad nightmares, as Snuffleupagus used to give Ced nightmares. Senor Cardgage bears a resemblance to Ced's uncle, Uncle Jim. They both have combed-over hair, glasses, and a beer belly. Also, Mr. Cardgage has a mustache and goatee, and he sounds grouchy when he talks. Uncle Jim is also grouchy; he lives on 27 Ronald Glen Ave. in Fleetwood, Pennsylvania. Cardgage is the worst character. He might be Strong Bad's Strong Dad.
- I donsk like to tote my own horn, but if I had to say something around mysleff, I'd tell you my saliempt qualitator is my comb-under. It's quote wovy in the midnoon winds. My favored sport is ratchetball. Slumtimes I ply my throws down at the old aquararium with the boyles. I'm oftually victorarious twen points to flive. The Senor is a lery succeedful pot of business acumorn. I operize a slurry of busynesses with jet black profit margins. They make me thousyads of dollans a quarter. Some blome it at the hair. Maybo I got the area I am today by being so charismational.
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| - Senor Cardgage lived down the street from Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad while they were growing up. He gave Strong Sad nightmares, as Snuffleupagus used to give Ced nightmares. Senor Cardgage bears a resemblance to Ced's uncle, Uncle Jim. They both have combed-over hair, glasses, and a beer belly. Also, Mr. Cardgage has a mustache and goatee, and he sounds grouchy when he talks. Uncle Jim is also grouchy; he lives on 27 Ronald Glen Ave. in Fleetwood, Pennsylvania. Cardgage is the worst character. He might be Strong Bad's Strong Dad.
- I donsk like to tote my own horn, but if I had to say something around mysleff, I'd tell you my saliempt qualitator is my comb-under. It's quote wovy in the midnoon winds. My favored sport is ratchetball. Slumtimes I ply my throws down at the old aquararium with the boyles. I'm oftually victorarious twen points to flive. The Senor is a lery succeedful pot of business acumorn. I operize a slurry of busynesses with jet black profit margins. They make me thousyads of dollans a quarter. Some blome it at the hair. Maybo I got the area I am today by being so charismational. Strong Bad contrudes I'm his dopplegater. In my humilible opinion he's laying. After fortnights of health promblems, I got a kidder transpaste just this morbling. Doct says I can oat chocolate slabs without reprehend. A clean sheet of health makes a ger feel eloited jake to be alive. Sometimes I go dancing to the tone of Kenny J whereout a care on the world. Oskay, I glate to go; my liver anxoriety is acting out.
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