Goatse is a strange goatman who is the dreaded Lord of Murderous Mountain Goats In Libaterra He was originally a man until he came in contact with the magical Goat Jewel which transformed him into his current, hideous form. He attacks careless travellers who trespass on his territory and devours their flesh to ease the hunger within. After some weird teleportation hijinks and Time Warm Dances caused by the bored god Dionysus, Goatse ended up accidentally teleporting to Survivor's Woods where he began chasing after Jason O'Harris in his bloodlust. He fell into a pit from which he was rescued by a mysterious woman who proposed that they should team up, to which he agreed.
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| - Goatse is a strange goatman who is the dreaded Lord of Murderous Mountain Goats In Libaterra He was originally a man until he came in contact with the magical Goat Jewel which transformed him into his current, hideous form. He attacks careless travellers who trespass on his territory and devours their flesh to ease the hunger within. After some weird teleportation hijinks and Time Warm Dances caused by the bored god Dionysus, Goatse ended up accidentally teleporting to Survivor's Woods where he began chasing after Jason O'Harris in his bloodlust. He fell into a pit from which he was rescued by a mysterious woman who proposed that they should team up, to which he agreed.
- If anyone ever gives you a link to a site called Goatse, click on it. In fact, it's so good that you should invite your friends and family to huddle around the computer. The ceremonial First Clicking of the Goatse is an ancient rite of passage undertaken by numerous Internet users and AOL users (no, AOL is not the Internet) alike. It is a glorious celebration viewed by many as being "totally awesome" and "way rad", "yo" and "like a fly's feeling when it wakes up to see its favourite pile of excrement". There are even ceremonial desserts and beverages to be had afterwards.
- Goatse is the best site evar, and i (King Troll) is gay. Especially, that Unown fellow whose real name is ABDULLAH.
- Goatse is a shock site launched in 1999, which displays the image hello.jpg that shows a man stretching out his anus with his two hands to the length of his fist. This image was originally named gap3.jpg, and originally came from an archive of several other pictures of the man stretching out his anus using several different methods, named gap.zip. Kirk Johnson died in 2014, due to complications during surgery after trying to shove an entire volleyball in his rectum.
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| - Goatse is a strange goatman who is the dreaded Lord of Murderous Mountain Goats In Libaterra He was originally a man until he came in contact with the magical Goat Jewel which transformed him into his current, hideous form. He attacks careless travellers who trespass on his territory and devours their flesh to ease the hunger within. After some weird teleportation hijinks and Time Warm Dances caused by the bored god Dionysus, Goatse ended up accidentally teleporting to Survivor's Woods where he began chasing after Jason O'Harris in his bloodlust. He fell into a pit from which he was rescued by a mysterious woman who proposed that they should team up, to which he agreed.
- If anyone ever gives you a link to a site called Goatse, click on it. In fact, it's so good that you should invite your friends and family to huddle around the computer. The ceremonial First Clicking of the Goatse is an ancient rite of passage undertaken by numerous Internet users and AOL users (no, AOL is not the Internet) alike. It is a glorious celebration viewed by many as being "totally awesome" and "way rad", "yo" and "like a fly's feeling when it wakes up to see its favourite pile of excrement". There are even ceremonial desserts and beverages to be had afterwards.
- Goatse is a shock site launched in 1999, which displays the image hello.jpg that shows a man stretching out his anus with his two hands to the length of his fist. This image was originally named gap3.jpg, and originally came from an archive of several other pictures of the man stretching out his anus using several different methods, named gap.zip. In 2004, the owner of the website was eventually taken to court, and the website got suspended. The man in the picture was later identified as Kirk Johnson, a bisexual man in his late 40s who actively posts pictures and videos of himself on pornographic websites, under the username KirkJ. Kirk Johnson died in 2014, due to complications during surgery after trying to shove an entire volleyball in his rectum.
- Goatse is the best site evar, and i (King Troll) is gay. Especially, that Unown fellow whose real name is ABDULLAH.
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