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| - (Scene opens up showing the Flynn-Fletcher house.) Linda: (from inside) Enough moping around, Candace. (cut to inside Candace's room where Candace is sitting on her bed, she approaches her.) Phineas and Ferb said they've devised a fun way to wash the house. Why don't you join them? Have some fun for a change! Candace: For a change? I have lots of fun! Linda: You mean, obsessively trying to bust your brothers for their mystery crimes? Is that "fun"? Candace: I have fun. I'm like the queen of fun! I have fun all day! Linda: I can tell. Well, if you just sit inside today, you should at least do a little reading. Candace: Aw, Mom? Linda: It's one of my favorites. Candace: The Wizard of Oz. Isn't this for babies? Linda: Or you could wipe down Perry's platypus plaza play set. Candace: (Opens book) I'm reading, I'm reading! Linda: Well, I'll be at my weight lifting class. Have fun! (Linda leaves.) (Candace starts reading, but after some time, puts the book down and falls back on her bed.) Candace: Ah! Oh, my eyes hurt! (to a picture of Jeremy) Oh, Jeremy, you're the only one who understands- Buford: Hi, Candace! Candace: AHH! Buford, Baljeet, what do you two want? Buford: What, like in a metaphysical sense? Nothing. I'm good. Baljeet: I want to be cool! Buford: That's not gonna happen. Baljeet: Oh.... Candace: I mean, why are you looking in my window, duh! Buford: Oh, Ferb says I should tell you we're about to start washing the house, and you can help us out if you want! Candace: Not likely. Buford: Either way, you might want to put on some waterproof undergarments. Candace: Will you get out of here?!? (Buford and Baljeet climbs down the ladder) Candace: (opens book again) Blah blah Dorothy, blah blah Kansas. There's a cyclone coming? (House starts shaking and loud rumbling is heard. View changes to the outside of the house and shows a large pole lifting it up.) Phineas: Okay Ferb, let her lift. (Shows Candace again) Candace: (Flies off bed) AH! (Cuts back to house, now it's spinning.) Phineas: Take your positions everybody! And remember, even strokes. (Phineas uses a hose to spray the house as it spins.) Baljeet: Do you guys always wash the house like this? Phineas: Sometimes, we give it a bath, (Cut to a giant bathtub sitting in the streets of Danville.) but the city's using the tub as a reservoir. (Shows Candace getting dizzy while her bedroom is spinning.) Candace: Whoa! What's happening? (Gargling) Phineas! Ferb! (Cut back to her room showing Candace all wet, then passes out.) (Cut back to the outside of the house, then the house spins faster.) Phineas: Okay. Full speed now! (Cut back to Candace, she gets dizzy as she is laying on the floor, then her picture of Jeremy starts spinning forming a portal.) Linda: (echoes) Try to have fun! Baljeet: (echoes) I want to be cool! Talking Zebra: (echoes) Hello. Buford: (echoes) I don't want nothin'! Baljeet: (echoes) Waterproof undergarments! Wheeeeeeeee! (The house spins around through the portal, then sees Phineas and Ferb's faces coming together.) Phineas: (echoes) Hey! I wonder where Perry went? Candace: Ew! Gross! Perry! (Cut to outside of the house, then Candace opens the slider.) Oh, wow! (Her perspective of a different landscape) Perry, I don't think we're in Danville anymore. Dream Fireside Girl: You're in Patchkinland! We're Patchkins, and we welcome you because,... (sing-song) Little Witch Suzy was a louse, now she's squished under your house! Little Witch Suzy: (muffled) I'm alright! (Dream Fireside Girl spits) Dream Fireside Girl: I have saliva. Candace: Gross! Dream Fireside Girl: Eyeball! The Patchkins: Eyeball! Eyeball! (The Eyeball floats down to Patchkinland, then pops revealing The Good-Witch, Isabella.) The Good-Witch, Isabella: What'cha doin'? (walks up to Candace) I'm The Good-Witch, Isabella. Welcome to Patchkinland! Little Witch Suzy: (muffled) Hello?! Can someone get this off me?! Doofenwitch Warlock: (shouting in the background) Don't touch those boots!!! The Patchkins: Witch! Witch! Witch! Doofenwitch Warlock: Not witch, Warlock! It's a robe! Not a dress! (a crash is heard as he lands on the ground) I suppose I should thank you for squishing little Suzy. Little Witch Suzy: (muffled) I'm okay, if you'd just lift this house off me! Doofenwitch Warlock: But I won't, because I'm wicked! Heeheehee. I'll just take these little boots, and be right on my-- (Red rubber boots disappear) What? What happened?!? Where are my boots?!? The Good-Witch, Isabella: Right there... on Candace. Little Witch Suzy: (muffled) Now my feet are cold. Doofenwitch Warlock: Give me those boots! The Good-Witch, Isabella: She doesn't have to give you anything! You have no real power in this part of Odd! Doofenwitch Warlock: Wrong! I have the power of positive thinking! True, it doesn't really... help me this instance, but you can't stay in Patchkinland forever! That's right! I'll get you,... and your little platypus too. Perry: (Growls back defiantly) Doofenwitch Warlock: Now, check me out as I disappear into an evil cloud of black smoke! Ha ha! (Black smoke surrounds Doofenwitch Warlock. Smoke disappears, revealing him in a charred and withered style.) You know, I'm just gonna use my bus pass. Little Witch Suzy: (muffled) Seriously! Can someone get a jack or something? Candace: I don't know how, but I bet Phineas and Ferb are behind all of this! (Backdrop falls, then shows Phineas and Ferb) Phineas: Oh, hi, Candace! Candace: I knew it! Phineas: Have fun! (Ferb pulls the rope, the backdrop rises quickly, then Candace runs towards Phineas and Ferb but then finds out it has actually become a real background) Candace: Wait! Stop! How did you--? (Growls in frustration, then walks toward The Good-Witch, Isabella) Alright, Eyeball girl! Where can I go to bust someone around here? The Good-Witch, Isabella: You can always try Bustopolis. That's where the wizard lives. Candace: Can the wizard bust my brothers? The Good-Witch, Isabella: You bet'cha! Candace: How do I get there? (Song: "Yellow Sidewalk") The Good-Witch, Isabella: Well, listen to this. The Patchkins: ♪ Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la. ♪ The Good-Witch, Isabella: ♪ Well, the sky is blue and the breeze is mellow. ♪ ♪ I'll tell you what to do, ♪ ♪ Take the walkway that's yellow ♪ ♪ It'll get you where you want to go ♪ ♪ Just take the yellow sidewalk. ♪ The Patchkins: ♪ Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la. ♪ The Good-Witch, Isabella: ♪ Just take the yellow one, not the one that's burnt umber ♪ ♪ And don't you take that purple one, it's covered with lumber ♪ Candace: What? The Good-Witch, Isabella: ♪ A log truck overturned last Tuesday ♪ ♪ Take the Yellow Sidewalk ♪ The Patchkins: ♪ Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! ♪ Police Officer: Nothing to see here, move along. The Good-Witch, Isabella: ♪ If you wanna bust your brothers ♪ ♪ Put one foot after another ♪ ♪ There's a road that leads you out of this square ♪ ♪ And there's nothing really stopping us, ♪ ♪ So let us state the obvious ♪ ♪ If you standing here, baby... ♪ The Good-Witch, Isabella/The Patchkins: ♪ You're going nowhere! ♪ The Good-Witch, Isabella: ♪ So, if you're really in a busting mood, ♪ ♪ Please don't think I'm being rude! ♪ ♪ Just grab yourself some take-out food, and hit that yellow sidewalk! ♪ The Patchkins: ♪ Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪ ♪ Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪ (The Eyeball starts to form around The Good-Witch, Isabella) The Good-Witch, Isabella: So, remember, if you wanna bust your brothers, stay on the yellow sidewalk! (floats away) (Fades out into a cornfield; Candace and Perry walk up the yellow sidewalk, then stops) Candace: I hope there's not gonna be a lot of singing in this thing. (sighs) How much further is this "Bustopolis"? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): For some of us, it is a world away! Candace: What are you supposed to be? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): I am a nerdcrow. I hang in cornfields, wedgie-style, to keep the crows away. They would not be caught dead anywhere around me. For you see, despite of my above average mathematical skills, I am not cool. Candace: That's fascinating. But, I'm on my way to Bustopolis to ask the wizard to bust my brothers. Nerdcrow (Baljeet): The Wizard?!? (falls to the ground) Oof! Do you think the wizard can do something for me? Candace: What do you want? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Allow me to put it in song! (Song: "I Wish I Was Cool") ♪ I want to be cool, cool, cool. ♪ ♪ I feel like such a foo-oo-ool, ♪ ♪ 'Cause everybody I see ♪ ♪ Everybody but me, ♪ ♪ Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool. ♪ ♪ They don't teach it in schoo-oo-ool. ♪ ♪ Ain't no pamphlet they wrote, ♪ ♪ No one pass me that note. ♪ ♪ Guess that I missed the boat, ♪ ♪ Down the-- ♪ Candace: (interrupting) Alright! That's enough! (Song stops) I get it. You want to Bustopolis and ask the wizard for coolness, right? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): (eagerly) Do I! Candace: Fine, you can come along. (Candace leaves) Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Boy, howdy! (Nerdcrow (Baljeet) catches up with Candace, then the ending part of The Yellow Sidewalk plays) Candace: But, no singing, and don't stand too close. Too close! Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Sorry. The Patchkins: (singing in background) ♪ Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-- ♪ (record needle scratches) Phineas: Hi, Candace! So, you two on your way to Bustopolis? 'Cause Ferb and I made a more fun way to get there. We've built a beautiful horse path through a candy forest, and genetically engineered some unicorns to ride. Candace: Oh, no. No, we are staying on the yellow sidewalk. Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Do I have a say in this matter? Candace: No. Let's go! Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Yes, Candace. Phineas: Sorry you're gonna miss out on all of the fun! (to Ferb) I'll race you to marshmallow meadow, Ferb. (while riding unicorn with Ferb down the horse path) Well, this is fun. It's a little girly for us, isn't it? Ferb: Well, it is Candace's dream. (Cut to outside of Doofenwitch Warlock's Castle which looks like Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated) ♪ Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle! ♪ Doofenwitch Warlock: It's not witch! It's warlock! Argh! Let me just check my security. (Cut to Doofenwitch Warlock's crystal ball) (Beep) The front door looks good. (Beep) The back door looks good. (Beep, then shows Agent P climbing up) The platypus outside my window looks good. (shocked) The platypus outside my-- (Agent P attacks Doofenwitch Warlock on his face) Ooh! Oh! Gross! (Doofenwitch Warlock throws Agent P to a spider web, then traps him) Hey. I know you... you're with that little boot thief, right? Well, I'm going to send out my flying squirrels after her! (sighs) Those stunning little planes, they're cute, but, you know, that they don't fly so fast. We've got some time. (Cut to Candace and Nerdcrow (Baljeet) still walking the yellow sidewalk) Nerdcrow (Baljeet): How much farther do we have to go? Candace: All I know is, Phineas and Ferb are behind all this, and if I follow this sidewalk, I will bust them. (Candace looks, then spots a rusted tin man) Wait a minute, I know this. There should be an oil can around here. Jeremy-Tree: (clears throat) Could you leave the lumberjack alone? Candace: Jeremy? Forget this! (throws the rusted tin man away, a crash is heard) Oh, hi! I-I couldn't help, but notice that you're, um... Jeremy-Tree: A tree? Candace: A-ttractive. Jeremy-Tree: It's OK. I know I'm a tree. Candace: Well, we're gonna go and see if the wizard can go and grant our wishes. Uh,...do you have a wish? Jeremy-Tree: Do I have a wish? Jeremy-Tree: ♪ Would you take a good look at me, I stand before you as a tree. And you ask me what my wish would be. ♪ Nerdcrow (Baljeet): How come he gets to sing-- Candace: (covering Nerdcrow's mouth) Shhhh. Jeremy-Tree: ♪ It's probably related to me being a tree. ♪ (Birds flying from Jeremy-Tree's top to the sky) ♪ It's my tree-related wish. ♪ Candace and others: ♪ (Tree-Related Wish) ♪ Jeremy-Tree: ♪ It's my tree-related wish. ♪ Possums: ♪ (Tree-Related Wish) ♪ Jeremy-Tree: ♪ It's my tree-related wish. ♪ Bear: ♪ (Tree-Related Wish) ♪ Jeremy-Tree: ♪ I'll tell you what it is when we get to Bustopolis. ♪ Candace: Oooo. I can't wait to find out. Come on, let's go. (Candace leaves, then Nerdcrow enters right next to Jeremy-Tree, then part of The Yellow Sidewalk plays) Nerdcrow: Aren't you just going to wish not to be a tree? Jeremy-Tree: Shhh. (Jeremy-Tree and Nerdcrow catches up with Candace) Girls like a little mystery. The Patchkins: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-- ♪ (record needle scratches) Phineas: Hi, Candace. From this point, you have two routes to Bustopolis. (The scene pans out to a sign with two routes to Bustopolis) On your right is a yellow sidewalk through a terrifying beastbog. (A giant drop of water comes out of the bog) Beastbog: We have saliva! (Candace, Nerdcrow, and Jeremy-Tree in a shocked look while ominous music plays) Phineas: And on your left, Ferb and I have built a frozen non-dairy treat sidewalk through an ice cream canyon. You can skate it and lick it for the ultimate favorable fun. Nerdcrow and Jeremy-Tree: Ice Cream, ICE CREAM!!! Candace: Oh, no, you don't! We're staying on this sidewalk until we meet the wizard and you're busted. (Candace runs to the beastbog) Crow, Tree, let's go! (Nerdcrow and Jeremy-Tree follows Candace to the beastbog) Nerdcrow (Baljeet), Jeremy-Tree: Yes, Candace. (Candace, Nerdcrow (Baljeet) and Jeremy-Tree leaves into the beastbog while Phineas and Ferb watches them go) Phineas: Well... there is only one thing left to do. (Cut to Phineas and Ferb ice-skating across the frozen non-diary treat sidewalk through an ice cream canyon) Phineas: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! (Cut back to Candace, Nerdcrow (Baljeet) and Jeremy-Tree walking through the beastbog) Candace: This is better than an ice cream canyon, isn't it? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Oh, yes, I much prefer rotting vegetation and blood-sucking demons. Jeremy-Tree: Sure are some scary looking trees in here. Creepy Tree: Hey, we can't all be movie stars. Candace: I... I... I think there's something up there. Stacy-Owl: Whoo?! Candace: AHH! Nerdcrow (Baljeet): What is that? Jeremy-Tree: Where? Nerdcrow (Baljeet): There! Candace: It looks like a lion. Jeremy-Tree: No, looks like a tiger. Nerdcrow (Baljeet): I think it is a bear. Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): No, I'm a combination lion, tiger, and bear. Candace, Jeremy-Tree, Nerdcrow (Baljeet): Oh, my! Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): If I had a nickel every time I heard that... Candace: All right! Let's blow this pop stand! (pauses) What? (another pause) Oh, fine. (at Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford)) My friends and I are going to Bustopolis to each get something from the Wizard. Do you want to come? There! Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): Nah. I don't want nothin'. Candace: Ok. Chop, chop, fellas! Time's a-waistin'. Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): But I am reminded of a song. (Song: "I Want Nothing") Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): ♪ I... waaaaaaaaaaant... ♪ Nothin. Candace: Well, at least it was short. Come on! Nerdcrow (Baljeet), Jeremy-Tree, Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): Yes, Candace. The Patchkins: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-- ♪ (record needle scratches) Phineas: Hi, Candace. You guys could continue walking through this damp bog, and that would be awesome. But if you'd like to take the more fun route to Bustopolis, Ferb and I have built... Candace: A blue sidewalk? Phineas: A bouncy sidewalk! What do you say, Candace? Candace: I think you already know my answer. Step it up, freaks! Nerdcrow (Baljeet), Jeremy-Tree, Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): Yes, Candace. Phineas: Ok, have fun! Candace: (growls in frustration) Doofenwitch Warlock: Soon those boots will be mine! In the meantime, I'm going to leave you in the capable hands of my spider-monkey, or maybe a monkey-spider. I don't know what he is. Hehehe. Spider-Monkey: (laughs, then grabs Agent P's fedora; only to get punched by a boxing glove) Owww! Candace: Bouncy sidewalk. I'm keeping my eyes on the prize! Jeremy-Tree: Hey, what's that? Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): Looks like a squadron of flying squirrels! All: AHHHH!!!! Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): Hey! What are you doin'? Ow, ow, ow! I can't believe I'm doin' this for nothin'! Nerdcrow (Baljeet): I wish I was still hanging by my underwear! Just kidding! Jeremy-Tree: Come on! I'm a tree! I'm friends with squirrels! ... Oh, snap. (to Nerdcrow (Baljeet)) Oh, that's got to hurt. Nerdcrow (Baljeet): You get use to it. Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Whoaaaa! AHHH! Jeremy-Tree: Oh, no. The squirrels have got Candace! Nerdcrow (Baljeet): We've got to do something! Lion-Tiger-Bear Guy (Buford): I got nothin'. Phineas: Oh, hey, Candace. We're taking the bouncy sidewalk. Of course, your way looks fun, too. Candace: I'm not having fun, and neither will you if I ever get back to the yellow sidewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk!
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