Contraceptives are devices that prevent the humanity virus from replicating. During the act of sex if a sperm meets with an egg that a woman just laid, then like Pinocchio it may transform into a real life human being, which requires endless amounts of money spent on it, absorbs all your time and energy until you go insane, and gives you a +2 to passing pity checks. To prevent this 'contraceptive devices' have been formed.
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| - Contraceptives are devices that prevent the humanity virus from replicating. During the act of sex if a sperm meets with an egg that a woman just laid, then like Pinocchio it may transform into a real life human being, which requires endless amounts of money spent on it, absorbs all your time and energy until you go insane, and gives you a +2 to passing pity checks. To prevent this 'contraceptive devices' have been formed.
- A contraceptive is a device, medicine, or method used in attempt to prevent conception or to seek barreness, for a period of time or permanently. The use of contraceptive means to prevent pregnancy is associated with Family Planning or Birth Control.
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| - Contraceptives are devices that prevent the humanity virus from replicating. During the act of sex if a sperm meets with an egg that a woman just laid, then like Pinocchio it may transform into a real life human being, which requires endless amounts of money spent on it, absorbs all your time and energy until you go insane, and gives you a +2 to passing pity checks. To prevent this 'contraceptive devices' have been formed.
- A contraceptive is a device, medicine, or method used in attempt to prevent conception or to seek barreness, for a period of time or permanently. The use of contraceptive means to prevent pregnancy is associated with Family Planning or Birth Control.
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