Milk Nonfat, Dry Instant by the US Department of Agriculture, public domain government resource—original source of recipe
* Serves: 18
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| - Milk Nonfat, Dry Instant by the US Department of Agriculture, public domain government resource—original source of recipe
* Serves: 18
- Banana bread is so called because it breeds bananas. Yes, that's right - it's where baby bananas come from, regardless of what your mother tells you about the 'stork'. In actual fact, Stork is a really crummy butter substitute that should only be used by tramps. When banana bread and banana tomatoes breed, they create bonanoes, a special pink fruit used in place of bananas (and sometimes pineapples) only in emergency.
- Banana bread is a more exotic version of bread crafted from wheat and bananas. It serves basically the same purpose, but may be useful for conserving wheat.
- Banana bread is the only substance known to have been created by the Devil during his brief stay at Pillsbury. Banana bread resembles normal bread, just with a slight hint of yellow. Despite our survival response to avoid anything that looks normal but has a slight hint of yellow, banana bread has slipped under our natural defenses and into mainstream society. Banana Bread has been classified as Bread, not a Cake, ever since the Baker's Union meetup of 1812. It is meant to be eaten warm, and with butter. All other methods of eating were determined to be unlawful and against the Baker's Code.
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| - Milk Nonfat, Dry Instant by the US Department of Agriculture, public domain government resource—original source of recipe
* Serves: 18
- Banana bread is so called because it breeds bananas. Yes, that's right - it's where baby bananas come from, regardless of what your mother tells you about the 'stork'. In actual fact, Stork is a really crummy butter substitute that should only be used by tramps. When banana bread and banana tomatoes breed, they create bonanoes, a special pink fruit used in place of bananas (and sometimes pineapples) only in emergency.
- Banana bread is a more exotic version of bread crafted from wheat and bananas. It serves basically the same purpose, but may be useful for conserving wheat.
- Banana bread is the only substance known to have been created by the Devil during his brief stay at Pillsbury. Banana bread resembles normal bread, just with a slight hint of yellow. Despite our survival response to avoid anything that looks normal but has a slight hint of yellow, banana bread has slipped under our natural defenses and into mainstream society. Banana Bread has been classified as Bread, not a Cake, ever since the Baker's Union meetup of 1812. It is meant to be eaten warm, and with butter. All other methods of eating were determined to be unlawful and against the Baker's Code.
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