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| - {Irritated} Ghouls are no different than any other dumb animal. They're an untapped food source.
- {Conspiratorial} What do you say? You help keep this quiet, I run the cannery. We both make a fortune.
- {Conspiratorial} I'll even give you a little something for your trouble.
- {Conspiratorial} We go in on it together. I run the cannery, you bring me meat and cans and make sure nobody starts getting suspicious.
- We buy old cans and the best meat the commonwealth has so we can offer the finest product on the market. Looking to take a few cans home with you?
- {Disbelief} Ten cans? You can't take only ten cans. You know it tastes better than that old Cram or Brahmin that's been sitting out in the sun for days.
- {With some hesitation, slightly furtive. / Nervous} There might have been some mole rats that got in to the machinery. Couple of cans probably just didn't get sealed right and spoiled.
- {Relieved} Oh man. I thought you were going to kill me for sure.
- Tell your friends. Longneck Lukowski's. It's the best.
- {Trying to flip it back on her. Maybe a stutter at the beginning as you figure out your tactic / Irritated} Besides, I'm only selling the meat you people bring me. If there's something wrong with it, it's your own damn fault.
- {Grateful} Really? That would be great. Can't stand the little buggers myself.
- {Confident} Tastes great in a stew, roasted, or even just straight out of the can.
- {Nervous} A few people may have gotten sick, but I mean, a couple of contaminated cans doesn't mean it isn't still the best product.
- {Afraid} Look, we can run this place together. You look the other way and I'll give you a cut of the profits.
- {Irritated} Look, she was just angling for a better deal.
- {with a scoff and a beat after "Distributors", with some scorn. This should seem calm and collected, not desperate. / Disgust} Distributors. Always trying to talk their way into a bigger cut of the profit.
- {Afraid} Whoa whoa, look it doesn't have to be this way!
- We'll also buy any cans or meat you've got to sell for a good price.
- You're welcome to have a look, but stay out of the old basement. It isn't safe down there.
- {Confident} Well, the customer is always right, I always say. You're welcome to have a look.
- You buyin' something?
- {With a note of pride / Friendly} I'm Theodore Collins and I run Longneck Lukowski's. Purveyor of the finest canned food in all the Commonwealth.
- {Angry} Fine. Leave. You'll be back!
- {Conspiratorial} Couldn't stay away huh?
- {Defiant} Fine, screw you then.
- {Disbelief} What? Hey! Aw come on...
- {Friendly} Ah, you're back.
- {Friendly} I'll be with you in just a moment.
- {Friendly} If it isn't my favorite customer.
- {Nervous} Hey there pal, business is good.
- {Surprised} Oh uh... yeah. Here's your cut.
- {Suspicious} Boy, you are persistent, aren't you?
- {Suspicious} Hey there partner.
- {Tired} Yeah, fine. Just... stay out of my stuff.
- {Grateful} Here's your cut. I'll get this place cleaned up and I'll even give you a discount on the meat.
- {As if muttered under his breath, but still at a more or less normal volume. This is after she has left the room / Disgust} Bitch.
- {Conspiratorial} A great price for a great product.
- Seven out of ten people prefer our Longneck Lukowski's Canned Meat over even fresh Brahmin. Looking to try it for your self?
- {Confident} But I swear to you that I run a clean shop. If you went back there right now, you wouldn't see a single molerat near the machines.
- We've got a fresh batch of Longneck Lukowski's Canned Meat, just put out yesterday. You looking to buy?
- {With a slight chuckle at the end. / Friendly} Have a look. But if you bite it, you bought it.
- {Rationalizing / Nervous} People get sick all the time. That has nothing to do with my product.
- {Disbelief} Look, it hasn't been long enough. Come back in a few days.
- {Confident} There are people out there who are hungry, you've just got to sell up the product a bit more.
- Bet you work up quite an appetite traveling. Wouldn't you like to sate that hunger with a good can of Longneck Lukowski's?
- Are you interested in buying some of Longneck Lukowski's delicious Canned Meat?
- {Pleading} I'll give you a discount on whatever you want to buy and a cut of the profits.
- {Irritated} I told you to stay out of the basement. Now that you know my little secret I'll just have to kill you.
- {Conspiratorial} Except on the cutting table. But there's nothing wrong with molerat meat. We use a mix to give you the best of everything.
- {hang on the word "some" for a moment, as if mulling over it to find the right way to phrase it. This should seem calm and collected, not desperate. / Surprised} Oh uh... Sorry you had to see that. Just some trade negotiations.
- {Worried} Like I said, they're no different than Brahmin.
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