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Salene: Pigs look at this place it's disgusting Amber: Salene Salene: They're all pigs I hate them Amber: What's the matter Salene: Who wrote this descent mother wanted i'm trying my best Amber: Salene it's not about you it's about Bray: What was that crash you alright Lex: Hey Zan is it cozy Zandra: What's it to you Lex: Oh just thought I might be able to tuck you in one night Zandra: Get real Lex: We can settle down now have a little place of our own Lex: Say no more Ryan will have to leave Zandra: I'm not going anywhere near your place you can clean it up yourself Lex: Come on babe it's woman's work

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  • Series 1 Episode 10 Script
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  • Salene: Pigs look at this place it's disgusting Amber: Salene Salene: They're all pigs I hate them Amber: What's the matter Salene: Who wrote this descent mother wanted i'm trying my best Amber: Salene it's not about you it's about Bray: What was that crash you alright Lex: Hey Zan is it cozy Zandra: What's it to you Lex: Oh just thought I might be able to tuck you in one night Zandra: Get real Lex: We can settle down now have a little place of our own Lex: Say no more Ryan will have to leave Zandra: I'm not going anywhere near your place you can clean it up yourself Lex: Come on babe it's woman's work
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  • Salene: Pigs look at this place it's disgusting Amber: Salene Salene: They're all pigs I hate them Amber: What's the matter Salene: Who wrote this descent mother wanted i'm trying my best Amber: Salene it's not about you it's about Bray: What was that crash you alright Lex: Hey Zan is it cozy Zandra: What's it to you Lex: Oh just thought I might be able to tuck you in one night Zandra: Get real Lex: We can settle down now have a little place of our own Zandra: Since when where you interested in a place of our own the only reason you'd want one is so you'd have someone to clean up after you oh and a bit of the other of course Lex: Say no more Ryan will have to leave Zandra: I'm not going anywhere near your place you can clean it up yourself Lex: Come on babe it's woman's work Zandra: What do you mean by that Lex: Great warriors don't do the washing up Zandra: Great warriors don't spend all day doing nothing sitting on there Bray: Is this your idea of a joke Lex: I think you'll find the rota was Amber's idea Bray Bray: You know what i'm talking about Lex: I don't actually Bray: Descent mother wanted Lex: I don't know anything about it I didn't write it Bray: Nah I don't suppose you know how to Lex: What's the matter can't take a little joke missing mummy to much are we Bray: I've had enough of this Lex: I should've killed you along with your brother Bray: Why don't you come and try Amber: Not this way Zandra: Don't you dare mess up this room Lex: It seems no one's paying much attention to that Amber: Have you got any better ideas Lex: Some discipline for starters Amber: discipline right Lex: Yeah and with a strong leader to enforce it Amber: Anyone in mind Lex: There's only one man around here for the job Amber: Shouldn't we get a choice it's only fair Lex: Alright we'll fight for it is that good enough for you Bray: Go play your mind games on somebody else Lex i'm not interested Amber: I'm not gonna spend my life running after you Bray: Don't then Amber: You just gonna walk away from this Bray: From what Lex's little mind games Amber: Call them what you like you have to play them to win them Bray: Win what i'm not trying to win anything if Lex wants to be leader that's fine that's no problem for me Amber: Go on then just walk away like always give up on us Bray: Us who you talking about Amber what us there is no us Amber: There is you just don't like to see it, it get's in the way of thinking about yourself doesn't it Bray: Rubbish Amber: You don't even care about the baby Bray: Don't give me that Amber: Well it sure doesn't look like it what sort of future does she get Bray: A good one that's why I brought her here Amber: And now that she's here that's your job done is it and if Lex becomes leader your happy with that your happy to leave her future in his hands Bray: Not especially no Amber: Well do something about it then Bray: No Amber just stop and think for a minute who would be good for you all Amber: You could be Bray: Amber I don't have to spell it out for you do I it should be you, your what they need have an election a fair vote you against Lex let them decide Amber: Me Bray: I'll see you later Ryan: Raise one beans i'm sick of beans, marbles nah what do I want with them sorry no can do chewing gum that's more like it Patsy: See you Amber: I think i've found a way to solve our leader problem Lex: Is he chicken Amber: He's not interested i'm putting myself up for it Lex: I'm not fighting a girl Amber: There won't be any fighting we'll have a democratic election Zandra: An election how exciting Amber: May the best man win we'll have a vote tonight then at six Lex: I don't believe this Bray: you alright Trudy: Oh yeah perfect Bray: Where's the baby Trudy: Don't know Bray: Hey Trud Trudy: Salene's got her Bray: Good without her I don't know Trudy: What Bray: Nothing Trudy: Just say it Bray Bray: Don't be ridiculous Trudy: She's the perfect little mother a perfect little angel isn't she Bray: Don't take it out on her Trudy: Oh sorry your precious Salene Bray: Thanks to her your baby's still alive I think she deserves a little respect don't you Trudy: You thank her i'm sure you'd enjoy that and if she wants the baby she can keep it Bray: You don't mean that Trudy: The only reason your staying here is because of it Bray: It's not an it Trudy: Stop playing at being daddy why don't you just go Bray: I'm worried about both of you Trudy: Your not worried about me you care about your niece that's all oh and Salene Bray: They're gonna elect a proper leader vote at least for the baby's sake for her future Trudy: What future Bray: Just vote for Amber Trudy: Oh of course it's her you really want isn't it Bray: Oh that's enough just shut up Trudy: Why are you wasting your time with me anyway Bray: I'm sorry I didn't know you were there Salene: Are you okay Bray: Yeah Dal: Who's this Edison fella Jack: He invented the lightbulb Dal: The book should be in a museum where'd you get it anyway Jack: Zandra gave it to me she found it in the antique shop Dal: That explains it what does she want you to make a hairdryer, that election thing everyone's to get a secret vote you know like a private ballet Jack: What's wrong with sticking your hands in the air Dal: Who'd vote against Lex Jack: Yeah suppose, hey, hey check this out Dal: It's the simplest system x marks the spot Jack: Won't we need something like a voting booth Dal: I don't know Jack: Well there's gotta be a simpler way than that Dal: How about everyone writes a name on a piece of paper Jack: Yeah but does everyone know how to write Lex: What are you talking about Dal: Voting of tonight Lex: Why can't everybody just stick up there hands Jack: Well it's not democratic Lex: What Dal: Everybody will know who you voted for then Lex: What's wrong with that Jack: Come on Lex: Look whatever but writing down's a bad idea Ryan can't write Dal: No Lex: Yeah and you don't wanna make him embarrassed do you he might get cross, of course what we need is a bit more adventure get out and about a bit more a leader who can find you some milk Trudy: Yes Lex: Oh I hope I can count on your vote Trudy Trudy: I don't think i'll bother Lex: Of course you must where would we be without democracy if you vote for me now you won't have to vote again I promise Trudy: Why not Lex: Cause i'll make the decision for you Jack: Some democracy Lex: Vote Lex the vote to end all votes Ryan: What's the matter what does it mean Paul: Okay Ryan: Okay raise you Zoot: I'm gonna be the strongest me and my warriors we're gonna take over the world Bray: Martin Jack: Ah stupid thing, what do you want Patsy: I need some food Jack: What now Patsy: Right now Jack: What for Patsy: For a game we're playing poker with Ryan Jack: Forget it Patsy: Please Jack: No this is gone to far Dale: What's gone to far Jack: Nothing, nothing Patsy: Jack's got a secret Jack: Come on then Dal: What secret, got ya, you alright Amber: This election we need to vote for Lex we need him to win Dal: Lex your kidding Amber: No I think it's for the best Dal: But he's impossible he'll bully everyone Amber: Yeah I know but I don't think anyone will put up with him for very long he'll give it a go and then hate it Dal: You can win tonight easy Amber: If I win Lex will never get of my back not until he's the leader if he wins he'll lose interest pretty quickly Dal: You know that Amber: Trust me Dal: But why not just drop out now Amber: It's better this way if he thinks he's won properly Dal: Your the boss Amber: What is that thing Dal: Beginnings of a hairdryer Amber: A hairdryer Dal: Well sort of Amber: I'm getting worried about you Dal Ryan: I didn't know you could sign swear words, thought you said you'd no rations left Patsy: We've got a secret store Bray: Forget about all that warrior stuff Zoot: Get lost man power and chaos it's the only way Bray: We've gotta start putting things back together again Zoot: Why Bray: For her that's why, for you Martin Lex: Well, well this is getting exciting Ryan: Yeah Lex can you keep an eye on these for me Lex: Sure, so what have we here then, so you bet all of this and you only had Jack high that's good bluffing but I don't think Ryan's gonna fold with this so what we need to do is spice up your hand a bit three jacks plus your one jack make four jacks now I expect you want these but what can you do for me you want these you have to vote for me tonight you understand you want these you have to vote for me tonight okay good you stick with me and everything will be sweet Jack: You see what's happening you've ruined yourself's and now your ruining me Ryan: what the Jack: Ryan listen I can explain Ryan: Macaroni cheese, beef casserole, creamed rice all yours are they Jack Jack: It's not what you think Ryan: Wait till Lex sees this lot Jack: Ryan stop I can explain Lex: When i'm leader i'll take you to a real casino hows that there's one on sector 2 round by the Dogz it gets pretty heavy down there but hey we're talking about Lex here ah they got girls, drinks it's wild have you ever played roulette Ryan: Lex look at this I haven't had creamed rice for ages Lex: You what Ryan: Creamed rice Lex: And Ryan: It's Jack he's got a whole supermarket around there Lex: Oh really now listen to me Jack you've got this sly food store right your gonna be in serious trouble when these good people hear about it now I can probably keep these chumps quiet until we know what to do you're gonna vote for me tonight huh good it's our little secret yeah, you enjoying yourself look stop stuffing your face we got a game to finish here whose call was it Ryan: I'll have to see you it's all i've got left Lex: Well would you look at that Zandra: This one Ryan: Yeah great Zandra: I don't know it's a bit sparkly Ryan: What's it for Zandra: It's a big night it's our first election you should show a sense of occasion Ryan: You look class Zandra: course behind every great woman there's a line of great idiots Lex: What are you on about Zandra: Nothing this colors very Amber she'd look lovely in it she could do with a bit of a makeover Lex: I hope your not thinking of voting for her Zandra: Well look at all the male leaders all trousers and no common sense take Zoot for example Lex: I'm not Zoot Zandra: Of course you aren't Lex still you know Lex: What do you think I should do with this Ryan Zandra: Electric rouge it's my favourite Lex: After the election I think Jack: Okay so the marbles go in this bag and it's passed around and everyone takes one Dal: Without showing anyone else Jack: Yeah right so Lex: Get on with it Dal: Okay say each voter that's all of us secretly picks the colored marble for the person we want to vote for as the bags comes around then on the signal we throw the marbles in to the center of the table really fast so that no one else notices what color you picked any questions Zandra: What if it's a tie Patsy: What's a tie Bray: Ask Lex Lex: So the great wanderer returns Bray: Did you miss me Jack: Amber, Lex step forward Bray: Everything alright Salene: Yeah we were I was anyway getting a bit worried you know Bray: Don't worry about me Dal: Okay black marble if you wanna elect Lex and a white one for Amber let's start go on Patsy Amber: Thanks Jack: Paul, Chloe, Ryan Trudy: Where have you been Bray: Nowhere special Trudy: Don't lie to me Bray: I'll tell you later Amber: I was beginning to wander about you Bray: Yeah well I had a bit of a think Amber: About time Jack: Dal, Jack Dal: Everyone ready one, two, throw Lex: Yes Jack: It looks like Lex: is the winner Lex: Anybody who voted for me there's a party in order my place Ryan: Hey Lex now your leader lets dish out the creamed rice Salene: Who's got creamed rice Ryan: Didn't you know Jack's got loads of it in his food store Dal: Oh yeah since when Amber: What food store Jack Ryan: He's got a whole load of food he was keeping for himself tinned meat, creamed rice, chocolate everything Dal: Chocolate Zandra: You greedy little pig you had all that food and you didn't tell us Amber: Is it true Jack, did you know about this Lex: Of course not what do you take me for Amber: Well what are you gonna do about it Zandra: I say we should sling him out Lex: Just shut it Zandra I decide that Zandra: Well we should here we are half starving when we could've had a decent meal I say we go get it now Lex: Nobody touches it till I say so i'm the leader you all just elected me Bray: Yeah to sort this kind of thing out Ryan: Zandra's right sling him out Zandra: Let the Locusts Have him Jack: No Lex Lex: We'll have a trial then we'll decide what happens to him Jack: If you put me on trial Lex: You can either have a fair trial now or walk out with nothing what's it gonna be
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