STORE CLERK: Greetings. Looking to barter? PETER: No. Not tonight. STORE CLERK: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan. It's been there for a while. Guess it hits a little close to home. PETER: Yeah. Man... I had one of these when I was a kid STORE CLERK: I'll give you a good deal, man. PETER: Actually, what I'm looking for is a -- CITIZEN OBSERVER: ...This is what you are looking for PETER: Yup. That's it. CITIZEN OBSERVER: It will look good on her, the young, blonde woman. What is baseball? PETER: Excuse me? CITIZEN OBSERVER: You were thinking of the Red Sox. What is baseball? PETER: Aaahh.
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| - STORE CLERK: Greetings. Looking to barter? PETER: No. Not tonight. STORE CLERK: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan. It's been there for a while. Guess it hits a little close to home. PETER: Yeah. Man... I had one of these when I was a kid STORE CLERK: I'll give you a good deal, man. PETER: Actually, what I'm looking for is a -- CITIZEN OBSERVER: ...This is what you are looking for PETER: Yup. That's it. CITIZEN OBSERVER: It will look good on her, the young, blonde woman. What is baseball? PETER: Excuse me? CITIZEN OBSERVER: You were thinking of the Red Sox. What is baseball? PETER: Aaahh.
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| - STORE CLERK: Greetings. Looking to barter? PETER: No. Not tonight. STORE CLERK: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan. It's been there for a while. Guess it hits a little close to home. PETER: Yeah. Man... I had one of these when I was a kid STORE CLERK: I'll give you a good deal, man. PETER: Actually, what I'm looking for is a -- CITIZEN OBSERVER: ...This is what you are looking for PETER: Yup. That's it. CITIZEN OBSERVER: It will look good on her, the young, blonde woman. What is baseball? PETER: Excuse me? CITIZEN OBSERVER: You were thinking of the Red Sox. What is baseball? PETER: It's a sport - - or was anyway. How much? STORE CLERK: What do you want to give me for that? CITIZEN OBSERVER: I am upsetting you. You do not like to be read. PETER: Who's upset? I've got nothing to hide. What's to be upset about? That take care of it? STORE CLERK: Blood clot, man. I haven't seen one of these in years. CITIZEN OBSERVER: You are trying to confuse me. PETER: I don't know what you're talking about, Pal. CITIZEN OBSERVER: Who is the young blonde woman? You are protecting her. STORE CLERK: Are you sure? Do you know what this is worth? PETER: Yeah. Keep the change. CITIZEN OBSERVER: There is something wrong. Detain him. LOYALIST ENFORCERS: Freeze! Stop right there! LOYALIST GUARD #1: Now! He's down there. LOYALIST GUARD #2: The last time I went under, I got bit by a rat. LOYALIST GUARD #1: He is a rat. Bite him back. PETER: Aaahh.
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