| rdfs:comment
| - Darkness, then start playing "Three Blind Mice". Credits. Fade to Moe, Curly and Larry sitting in the cabin of Captain Edward Smith. Smith: So you gentlemen want the job of helmsmen, eh? Moe: Oh yeah, we could do it, couldn't we boys! Curly: Sure! I'd love to wear a helmet! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...OOH! (Moe pokes him in the eyes) Smith: Well, you seem to be pretty adept fellows. I guess you can have the job. Moe: Oh yes! Thank you Captain! Curly: When do we get our helmets? Moe grabs his nose and pounds on it. BEEP BEEP! Curly: Sure! You steer and I'll work the gas pedal! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Curly: OOOH!
|
| abstract
| - Darkness, then start playing "Three Blind Mice". Credits. Fade to Moe, Curly and Larry sitting in the cabin of Captain Edward Smith. Smith: So you gentlemen want the job of helmsmen, eh? Moe: Oh yeah, we could do it, couldn't we boys! Curly: Sure! I'd love to wear a helmet! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...OOH! (Moe pokes him in the eyes) Smith: Well, you seem to be pretty adept fellows. I guess you can have the job. Moe: Oh yes! Thank you Captain! Curly: When do we get our helmets? Moe grabs his nose and pounds on it. BEEP BEEP! Moe: We're not wearin' helmets, you imbecile. We wear hats! We'll be steerin' the ship! Got it? Curly: Sure! You steer and I'll work the gas pedal! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Moe: See this? (He holds out his fist) Curly: Yeah, it's a fist! Can you steer with it? Moe pounds on his fist with his other hand. It flies around and hits Curly in the head. BONK! Curly: OOOH! Moe: Now listen here, you knucklehead. If you mess up, I'll dunk you into the Atlantic myself! Larry: Who works the brakes? Moe lines the two up and slaps them across the face both at once. Moe: This isn't a car, you imbeciles! Now here's what's gonna happen: Curly, you'll be the lookout. Larry will man the telegraph, and I'll take the wheel! Curly: LOOKOUT! Moe turns around and sees nothing. Curly: I'm supposed to be the "lookout"! Nyuk nyuk nyuk..OOW! (Moe pokes him in the eyes again) Moe: It means you look ahead of the ship to see if there are any icebergs or anything we might hit. Now do you knuckleheads think you can handle all that?? Larry: Sure, I can handle the telegraph! Can I call my Aunt Bertha on it? OOW! (Moe grabs him by the hair) Moe: I'll use it to report to the captain if you start acting stupid! Smith: Well gentlemen, we must be making ready to leave. You can get up on deck right now and begin your assigment! All three at once: Yes sir! Curly: Wait a second. What happens if we see an iceberg? Smith: Well, if you see it while we're still far enough away you can signal to Moe and he'll steer us away! Curly: Ooh! That means we get to use smoke signals! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...OOW! (Moe hits him in the stomach. BONG!) Moe: You wave your arms, stupid. Curly: Like this? (He waves his arms and knocks over an expensive vase) Moe: You imbecile! (He hustles them all out of the cabin) Cut to the three of them standing inside the wheel room. Moe: Now see here, you two knuckleheads. This is what's gonna happen: I take this wheel and steer the ship. Curly, you stand outside there on the bridge. Curly: What? There's no bridge around here! OOW! (Moe bangs him on the head) Moe: You stand out there on the deck. If you see an iceberg, you wave your arms and show me which way to steer. Got it? Curly: Can we stop it and get onto the iceberg? Moe: Yeah, and then we'll leave you there! Curly: Wow! I've never been on an iceberg before! OOW! (Moe pokes him in the eyes) Moe (to Larry): Now see this gizmo? This is the emergency phone. If we for some reason can't steer past the berg, then you radio the first mate. He'll send a message down below and the engineers'll reverse the engines! Larry: Okay! Say, what's my Aunt Bertha's telephone number phone number? I can't remember...OOW! (Moe grabs his hair) Moe: Listen Porcupine, that phone is for emergency purposes only! Larry: Oh it's an emergency all right! I forgot my pills! Moe: C'mere, I'll show you some pills. Larry walks over and stands next to Curly. Larry: Okay, where are they? Moe: Standing right in front of me! Curly: Pills can't stand up...OOW! (Moe grabs him by the ears) Moe: Listen numbskull. You two are bein' pills! Now cut it out before you get us fired! Suddenly Captain Smith calls. Smith: Gentlemen, prepare to steer us out! The passengers are finished boarding! Moe: All right you imbeciles, get to work! Larry and Curly get down on the deck. Larry takes a piece of chalk out of his pocket, and they begin to play Tic Tac Toe. Moe grabs each of them by the ears and stands him up. Moe: GET OUT ON THE BRIDGE!!!
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)