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| - During the annual World's Ultimate Chocolates school fundraiser, Riley initially rebuffs the idea of working for a measly cheap trinket. But when he sees Robert simply hand over money to Jazmine DuBois during her chocolate sale, he realizes there is money to be made in selling chocolate. Back at his house, Riley demands what is left of the money from Jazmine, and it turns out she gave all of it to PETA. In anger, Riley accuses Huey of purposely hiding that information from him, all without realizing that Huey's vest had actually taken a bullet.
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| - During the annual World's Ultimate Chocolates school fundraiser, Riley initially rebuffs the idea of working for a measly cheap trinket. But when he sees Robert simply hand over money to Jazmine DuBois during her chocolate sale, he realizes there is money to be made in selling chocolate. Riley quickly organizes a fundraiser with Jazmine and another high-earning classmate as the main sponsors, with Cindy McPhearson for extra muscle, but the money is not going to any charitable causes, rather Riley intends to keep the funds raised for personal gain. At Riley's insistence, Huey agrees to not reveal anything that might result from his idea, but still gives Riley a bullet-proof vest. After convincing the first few kids to abandon the school's fundraising campaign for World's Ultimate Chocolates (and then the school itself), Riley begins soliciting chocolate to the neighborhood and thusly sets out to control all school fundraising in Woodcrest. The profits are so great that eventually they move their headquarters to a special suite in a hotel, called the Scarface suite. Jazmine's doubts on them pocketing the funds are quickly dismissed with Riley promising that there will be plenty left for "the animals", and any similar questions from their guardians are dismissed just as quickly with expensive gifts. Inevitably, the success of their chocolate sales soon sparks a turf war between the World's Ultimate Chocolates and Riley's ficticious "Young Reezy's Fund Raising". After many confrontations with WUC's muscle, and even one of the boys getting dipped in chocolate and delivered to them by UPS as a warning, Jazmine and many Woodcrest students back out with only Riley and Cindy left. With Ed Wuncler III as their bodyguard, Riley and Cindy return to their Scarface suite with the decision to close their fundraiser. When they arrive, the owner of Worlds Ultimate Chocolates is there with his goons. He tells Riley that he will have to work for him for a ten percent cut, saying "You either get down, or you lay down. So whats it gonna be, sunshine?" Riley, despite his initial plan to give up the fundraiser, decides to go out in style and gives an extensive speech, involving the use of "Fuck" many times, and racial slurrs for English people, such as "fairy". The big boss gets furious with Riley and then tells his goons to "teach this cheeky bastard a lesson". As the goons hold up their guns at Riley, a group of Italian mobsters break into the hotel room. The head mobster is insulted by the big boss, so he shoots the big boss of WUC in the head. The mobsters say that the only way to make money nowadays is with chocolate. Everyone "agrees" to "allow" the mobsters take over. Then the FBI and the Police break in, leading into a bloody shootout. Ed takes a bullet to his W-Chain and is knocked out, while Riley and Cindy flee the scene in terror. Back at his house, Riley demands what is left of the money from Jazmine, and it turns out she gave all of it to PETA. In anger, Riley accuses Huey of purposely hiding that information from him, all without realizing that Huey's vest had actually taken a bullet. Later, back to his old life of doing chores, Riley wonders if he would ever do it all again. Then someone with a handful of notes asks if he is still selling candy to raise funds. Riley smiles, hinting that he would.
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