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| - :Barry: Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people.
:Stan: Quiet, fatty fat-fat fatty!
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:Stan: Careful, Steve! He's as mad as he is fat.
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:Steve: Hey, that's my dad's Tara Reid collector's plate. You can't touch that. You know how much that'll be worth in a few months when she's dead?
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:Stan: So, Barry, want to wind down by watching the best movie ever, Red Dawn?
:Barry: I'm Barry!
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:Francine: Are you still moping about Steve? Come on. He's just going through a phase. It's like Steve is America and you're Arrested Development. It doesn't mean you're bad, it just means he's not interested in you.
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:Hayley: Well, I'm off to petition my college for an Eskimo studies program.
:Roger: What?! They don't have one? I'm sorry, Stan, I'd love to help you, but the Eskimos, their plight, that's the real stuff here.
:Hayley: You care about the Eskimos?
:Roger: Yeah, yeah, I love their pies. Keep going. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
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:Barry: Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?
:Stan: Fatty can use the garden hose!
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