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Mark Linfitt was born on Ziost, a human male in a stranded settlement. As he grew up among other stranded, he was found strong in the force by a passing jedi and got taken to the academy on Coruscant for training. At the age of eighteen, the Masters thought he would need some cooling down. He got moved to Kashyyyk Enclave and killed everyone there with their own weapons. From there, he set up his own academy for Dark or Fallen Jedi. From there, A group known as the Sith Remnant attacked them, with only Mark left. He fought valiantly and defeated many of the hunting party, but was then cornered, half dead, with one of his two lightsabers dropped. He slashed back, but Lord Illus was too strong, disarming him. he said there would be a way out of the situation, join the sith or die. So, Mark j

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rdfs:label
  • Darth Linfitt
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  • Mark Linfitt was born on Ziost, a human male in a stranded settlement. As he grew up among other stranded, he was found strong in the force by a passing jedi and got taken to the academy on Coruscant for training. At the age of eighteen, the Masters thought he would need some cooling down. He got moved to Kashyyyk Enclave and killed everyone there with their own weapons. From there, he set up his own academy for Dark or Fallen Jedi. From there, A group known as the Sith Remnant attacked them, with only Mark left. He fought valiantly and defeated many of the hunting party, but was then cornered, half dead, with one of his two lightsabers dropped. He slashed back, but Lord Illus was too strong, disarming him. he said there would be a way out of the situation, join the sith or die. So, Mark j
Alignment
  • Corrupted, Evil
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Faction
  • United Order Of The Sith
Eyes
  • Pink
Status
  • Raping
Hair
  • None
Name
  • Jack Jefferies
Caption
  • The Dark Lord of Rape
Height
  • Midget Sized
Species
  • Human
Title
  • Darth/Lord
Rank
  • Sith Lord
Homeworld
Gender
  • Male
Health
  • Bad, Has AiDs
Location
  • Gay Brothel on Korriban
abstract
  • Mark Linfitt was born on Ziost, a human male in a stranded settlement. As he grew up among other stranded, he was found strong in the force by a passing jedi and got taken to the academy on Coruscant for training. At the age of eighteen, the Masters thought he would need some cooling down. He got moved to Kashyyyk Enclave and killed everyone there with their own weapons. From there, he set up his own academy for Dark or Fallen Jedi. From there, A group known as the Sith Remnant attacked them, with only Mark left. He fought valiantly and defeated many of the hunting party, but was then cornered, half dead, with one of his two lightsabers dropped. He slashed back, but Lord Illus was too strong, disarming him. he said there would be a way out of the situation, join the sith or die. So, Mark joined the sith, taught by Illus until he became a Sith Lord under the name Darth Linfitt. At the age of 20 he contracted an uninherited form of Downs Syndrome, he lost his genitals and his voice never broke. He was circumcised because he is a jew bag and he raped his family, making them fear him and live in terror until their final rape, which killed them all. His nipples were known to have glown green in the dark and explode randomly, but regenerate into purple nipples, that were five times bigger than the average woman's nipples. The love of his life was a Kowakian Monkey Lizard called Lindsay Lohan. He developed a rare form of AiDs, which then led to the death of his lizard bitch wife. Then he shouted Neeeew in a loud voice. He then found a new love, Bradshaw. He died from Darth Linfitt's AiDs and then their house blew up. The End.
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