Steam Hearts (スチームハーツ) is a vertical shoot 'em up developed by GIGA and initially released on the PC98 platform. It later made its way to the PC Engine and then the Sega Saturn. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. This is the most fucked up videogame outside of RapeLay (I really wish it was a porno version of Axelay, but it just isn't) and that Witch Molesting game for the DS. The only lie featured in this article is anything relating to the Nintendo Wii. Hear that? That's the sound of your brain trying to crawl out of its damned skull. And we haven't got to the fucked up bits yet.
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| - Steam Hearts (スチームハーツ) is a vertical shoot 'em up developed by GIGA and initially released on the PC98 platform. It later made its way to the PC Engine and then the Sega Saturn. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. This is the most fucked up videogame outside of RapeLay (I really wish it was a porno version of Axelay, but it just isn't) and that Witch Molesting game for the DS. The only lie featured in this article is anything relating to the Nintendo Wii. Hear that? That's the sound of your brain trying to crawl out of its damned skull. And we haven't got to the fucked up bits yet.
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| - Steam Hearts (スチームハーツ) is a vertical shoot 'em up developed by GIGA and initially released on the PC98 platform. It later made its way to the PC Engine and then the Sega Saturn. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. This is the most fucked up videogame outside of RapeLay (I really wish it was a porno version of Axelay, but it just isn't) and that Witch Molesting game for the DS. The only lie featured in this article is anything relating to the Nintendo Wii. This shoot-em up is an adult game, in which the player must shoot their way through a stage before battling the stage's Boss. Once the boss is defeated, the player character will then engage in sex with the female boss character in order to return the character to normal. Let us just reread that sentence so it sinks in. You first shoot your way through the stage, engage in a boss battle (foreplay, perhaps?) then you shoot your load into the boss. Hear that? That's the sound of your brain trying to crawl out of its damned skull. And we haven't got to the fucked up bits yet.
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