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| - So, as you may recall, Hooper Dannister was accidentally called "Super Dancer" by an old man. Well, what does that have to do with poor Hooper Dannister, it certainly wasn't all that bad, right? I'm supremely sorry, but you're freaking wrong. Let's start from the end of part 1. at least for then...
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| - So, as you may recall, Hooper Dannister was accidentally called "Super Dancer" by an old man. Well, what does that have to do with poor Hooper Dannister, it certainly wasn't all that bad, right? I'm supremely sorry, but you're freaking wrong. Let's start from the end of part 1. Yoloey, a former member of the 25 dorks was standing on the side of an old man's house for some reason, when he saw a freaking weird kid dressed in a mentally retarded outfit walking towards him. Yoloey watched the kid closely, as he thought he could find a way to join back into the 25 dorks through him. And then it came, the perfect opportunity. The moment the old man confused Hooper Dannister with Super Dancer, Yoloey ran off into the distance, yodeling the whole way home. Word of the Super Dancer nickname spread to the dorks, and they decided, to OFFICIALLY call the boy Super Dancer. But of course, as all ways, the Indians found a way to declare war. But this time it was about Hooper Dannister. The Indians decided to take "Super Dancer" so the dorks couldn't get to him or name him an any way. So they did. In desperation to keep Super Dancer away from the dorks, the Indians murdered him. The dorks were grief-stricken. They had lost the war. And to make matters worse, the old man eventually sued the 25 dorks for copyright infringement on his Super Dancer nickname. The dorks were officially defeated... at least for then... Hooper Dannister, although he was killed, lived on through his nickname, Super Dancer. His parents, Marinda Dannister and Holly Hill-Ston Dannister didn't actually care that Hooper had died, because they were so obsessed with each other, but they were sent 2,500 dollars for the burial funds. Hooper's younger siblings took all of his stuff, and used it for their own purposes when the family moved to South Africa and was sent through the first time vortex in November 2017. The Dannister family has been said to be completely dead, butt who knows.
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