How did I never see this before? *peers at dollar bill* I know what the diamond means.... Polymorphic sentient rocks!!!!
You can see it on my blog, Keep Beach City Weird!
You can't make up drama this good!
What? You're only selling them for five dollars!? Hey everybody!! Come get a Watermelon Steven! He's practically giving them away! Hurry before they're gone forever!
Snake People, or 'Sneople', control our government at the highest levels! Look! *shows Steven a dollar* The Snake represents their hold on our country, the diamond represents their underground mines, or their sharp teeth...the details aren’t important. They pit us mammals against each other with elections, sports and Anime message boards. We spend so much time fighting over 'dubs' or 'subs' that we miss the big picture!
As an aficionado of the weird yourself, you've probably noticed ordinary people fear the cold leaded anchor of the truth. The abyss is no Sunday swan drive.
They're here to hollow out the Earth! It's part of the Great Diamond Authority! They’ll take on any form, you can read all about it... on my blog!