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Monitoring The Future (MTF) is an innocuously-named set of inquiries that determines which American students are in Satan's hallucinogenic grasp. Drugs are the greatest scourge targeting America's Innocent Snowflakes™ (behind only teh ghey) and it is critical that everyone know who is doing what during every moment of every day, otherwise the terrorists will win. Sponsored by a joint task force between the NSA and the National Institute On Drug Abuse, MTF is based out of the University of Michigan and may one day soon be the state of Michigan's only employer.

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  • Monitoring The Future (MTF) is an innocuously-named set of inquiries that determines which American students are in Satan's hallucinogenic grasp. Drugs are the greatest scourge targeting America's Innocent Snowflakes™ (behind only teh ghey) and it is critical that everyone know who is doing what during every moment of every day, otherwise the terrorists will win. Sponsored by a joint task force between the NSA and the National Institute On Drug Abuse, MTF is based out of the University of Michigan and may one day soon be the state of Michigan's only employer.
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  • Monitoring The Future (MTF) is an innocuously-named set of inquiries that determines which American students are in Satan's hallucinogenic grasp. Drugs are the greatest scourge targeting America's Innocent Snowflakes™ (behind only teh ghey) and it is critical that everyone know who is doing what during every moment of every day, otherwise the terrorists will win. Sponsored by a joint task force between the NSA and the National Institute On Drug Abuse, MTF is based out of the University of Michigan and may one day soon be the state of Michigan's only employer.
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