Brian Peppers was born in Guillaume, Ohio (suburb of Toledo) on November 1, 1968. Shortly afterward, the Ugly Truck crashed through a nearby wall and backed over his face several times before grinding to a halt, having used up all of its Ugly. This is one of only two such breakdowns on record (the other time being when Chin-chan was born). Several weeks after he escaped his mother's rotten, parasite-infested womb, he was dropped from a third-story balcony by Michael Jackson, who had rented him from his mother for a "sleepover" party. This became a widely-known incident, but some good almost came of it. Brian hit the pavement with his face, breaking his facial bones in such a way that he would look normal when he healed. Unfortunately, the Ugly Truck had just gotten out of the shop and was
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| - Brian Peppers was born in Guillaume, Ohio (suburb of Toledo) on November 1, 1968. Shortly afterward, the Ugly Truck crashed through a nearby wall and backed over his face several times before grinding to a halt, having used up all of its Ugly. This is one of only two such breakdowns on record (the other time being when Chin-chan was born). Several weeks after he escaped his mother's rotten, parasite-infested womb, he was dropped from a third-story balcony by Michael Jackson, who had rented him from his mother for a "sleepover" party. This became a widely-known incident, but some good almost came of it. Brian hit the pavement with his face, breaking his facial bones in such a way that he would look normal when he healed. Unfortunately, the Ugly Truck had just gotten out of the shop and was
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| - Brian Peppers was born in Guillaume, Ohio (suburb of Toledo) on November 1, 1968. Shortly afterward, the Ugly Truck crashed through a nearby wall and backed over his face several times before grinding to a halt, having used up all of its Ugly. This is one of only two such breakdowns on record (the other time being when Chin-chan was born). Several weeks after he escaped his mother's rotten, parasite-infested womb, he was dropped from a third-story balcony by Michael Jackson, who had rented him from his mother for a "sleepover" party. This became a widely-known incident, but some good almost came of it. Brian hit the pavement with his face, breaking his facial bones in such a way that he would look normal when he healed. Unfortunately, the Ugly Truck had just gotten out of the shop and was speeding past when this happened. It plowed over Peppers like Tyne Daly galloping naked down the freeway, syphilitic spittle flying from her massive jaws as they scoop up scrap metal and road kill to give her sustenance. He remained an unfortunate-looking child, and kept looking more unfortunate every day, until he was eventually arrested in 2005 for "Gross Sexual Imposition." The lulziness of his arrest picture was cause for debate on whether it was shopped. Eventually, the urban legend-debunking site snopes confirmed that our wishes and dreams were true and it indeed was real. He was arrested for groping a nurse and sentenced to thirty days in jail and five years probation, which didn't mean much since he was in a retard home anyway.
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