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Being a remarkably intelligent person is difficult. It means being different from everybody else in the United States. It's almost as bad as being black. That's why the American University of Mediocrity is devoted to the three "gets": Getting laid, Getting drunk, and Getting a minimum wage job at WalMart. So if you are an amateur philosopher and you spend your days ruminating on the meaning of life, and you consequently have no friends, you should strongly consider attending the university and learning to be the same as everyone else.

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  • Being a remarkably intelligent person is difficult. It means being different from everybody else in the United States. It's almost as bad as being black. That's why the American University of Mediocrity is devoted to the three "gets": Getting laid, Getting drunk, and Getting a minimum wage job at WalMart. So if you are an amateur philosopher and you spend your days ruminating on the meaning of life, and you consequently have no friends, you should strongly consider attending the university and learning to be the same as everyone else.
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  • Being a remarkably intelligent person is difficult. It means being different from everybody else in the United States. It's almost as bad as being black. That's why the American University of Mediocrity is devoted to the three "gets": Getting laid, Getting drunk, and Getting a minimum wage job at WalMart. So if you are an amateur philosopher and you spend your days ruminating on the meaning of life, and you consequently have no friends, you should strongly consider attending the university and learning to be the same as everyone else. The school has 5,000 students selected from over 45,000 who apply every year. This shows the tremendous desire among many intelligent people to become more like everyone else. This college alters thought patterns so that any student who enters as an expert in calculus will leave laughing because the word "calculus" reminds them of the word "cock." So if you constantly befuddle your friends with big words like "interdimensional physics," "Middle-Eastern antebellum economics," or "independent thought," you should strongly consider the university. They'd gladly admit you, unless you don't have enough money to pay tuition, in which case they'll probably just laugh at you.
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