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Editors must take particular care adding biographical material about a dead horse to any Uncyclopedia page. Such material requires a high degree of sensitivity, and must adhere strictly to the laws of nature and to our content policies: * How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid * Complete Bollocks * No fursonal attacks If, either as an editor or a jockey, you have concerns about biographical material about a dead horse in Uncyclopedia, you are welcome to stir up some drama about it here, most likely resulting in said horse being flogged some more.

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  • Editors must take particular care adding biographical material about a dead horse to any Uncyclopedia page. Such material requires a high degree of sensitivity, and must adhere strictly to the laws of nature and to our content policies: * How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid * Complete Bollocks * No fursonal attacks If, either as an editor or a jockey, you have concerns about biographical material about a dead horse in Uncyclopedia, you are welcome to stir up some drama about it here, most likely resulting in said horse being flogged some more.
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  • Editors must take particular care adding biographical material about a dead horse to any Uncyclopedia page. Such material requires a high degree of sensitivity, and must adhere strictly to the laws of nature and to our content policies: * How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid * Complete Bollocks * No fursonal attacks We must make the article funny. Be very firm about the use of no material that might turn out to actually be truthful. Unfunny or only mildly funny contentious material — whether it contains negative or positive ions — about dead horses should be terminated with extreme prejudice from Uncyclopedia articles, talk pages, user pages, project space, and restroom graffiti. Biographies of dead horses (BDHs) must be beaten conservatively, with regard for the subject's privacy. Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia, not a meat tenderizer; it is not our job to prepare horsemeat for consumption, or to be the primary vehicle for the spread of words like "titillating" that will cause middle-school kids to titter about how we just said the word "tit". An important rule of thumb when writing biographical material about dead horses is "Avoid the sin of birth control". This policy applies equally to biographies of dead horses and to biographical material about dead horses in other articles. The burden of evidence for any edit on Uncyclopedia, but especially for edits about dead horses, rests firmly in the saddlebag of the person who adds or restores the material. If, either as an editor or a jockey, you have concerns about biographical material about a dead horse in Uncyclopedia, you are welcome to stir up some drama about it here, most likely resulting in said horse being flogged some more.
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