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| - Bosom Buddies, the leading manufacturer of booby prizes is constantly adding new items to its inventory. As it does so, the company seeks to address other areas of human interest than those that it has already tackled. One of the newer lines of booby prizes focuses on office equipment (mousepads, telephones, tables), which can be used by anyone, male or female. Another new line of booby prize merchandise is oriented toward achievement awards that can be given for accomplishments on or off the job (boobs on a pedestal). A third new product line is boob art (boob statues), which can be used to decorate the home or office.
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| - Bosom Buddies, the leading manufacturer of booby prizes is constantly adding new items to its inventory. As it does so, the company seeks to address other areas of human interest than those that it has already tackled. One of the newer lines of booby prizes focuses on office equipment (mousepads, telephones, tables), which can be used by anyone, male or female. Another new line of booby prize merchandise is oriented toward achievement awards that can be given for accomplishments on or off the job (boobs on a pedestal). A third new product line is boob art (boob statues), which can be used to decorate the home or office. In a controversial move, Bosom Buddies has also introduced a line of candy and other types of edible boobs and a line of toy boobs, hoping to expand its market to children. Here are some of the company’s children’s merchandise. "After all," a spokesman for the company declares, "man's first introduction to boobs was as a baby." Many other booby prizes are on the drawing board or on the production line, including:
* Oversize bras
* Hand-held boob stress relievers
* Boobometer
* Bra table
* Car bras and other boob-related automobile accessories
* Boob video games
* Replica of Hillary Clinton's Bust
* Boob lamps
* Boob pillows
* Boob T-shirts
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